TSA – Help you make it to your flight

It’s amazing what can enter popular culture. And how quickly.

Now, because of a widely-perceived image as voyeurs (at the very least) and molesters, staff of the US Transport Safety Authority TSA are copping quite a bit of flack. Their heavy-handedness (pun) with ‘pat down’ searches of all sorts of citizens — kids, paraplegics, nuns, young white anglo saxon students — actions which sparked first revulsion, anger, and now mockery.

This pretty damn sharp satirical attack from Buck Howdy is a good example of personalising the message…. (‘I’ve got no life except my job’):

Part of Buck Howdy's music video: 'Help You Make It To Your Flight' (click to watch)

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Pike River mine disaster

My heartfelt condolences to the families slammed by this gut-wrenching event.
Hopes dashed by the second explosion. Awful.
And now grief, a companion for life. – Peter

Attention to details

Gin Wigmore (Publicity shot via NZ Herald)

Following up on some people’s sensitivity to Facebook comments, I understand singer Gin Wigmore is very particular about her image — and fair enough, too. That’s an important thing to keep under control.

Michelle Hewitson, interviewing her for the NZ Herald, said:

[Gin Wigmore] won’t be photographed without hair and make-up, her record company said, and she had a tight schedule. Would we consider using promo shots? No. Couldn’t she just put on a bit of slap? No.

She was wondering what to wear. I asked why it mattered. The make-up person said earnestly: “It’s Gin’s image.”

Gin said, mock earnestly: “Yes. It’s very important. You can’t go round looking like a rag.”

Well I think she looks fabulous in these photos. Well done to her. (More photos on her Facebook page)

Gin Wigmore (image: Steve Madden)

Good on her. I wish her well. She’s doing well in a relentlessly superficial world.

I’ll always remember Hunter S Thompson’s line:

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs.
There’s also a negative side.” — Hunter S. Thompson

Facebook’s tentacles now part of divorce settlements!

Don’t let anybody tell you Facebook doesn’t matter.

image: adapted from zdnet.com (click)

It seems for a certain type of person, what’s said about them on Facebook really matters. So much so that clauses relating to Facebook are, by the look of things, finding their way into matrimonial settlement agreements, along with who gets the house, the car, the credit cards … (oh, and the kids).

A recent Court Judgment about a challenge to a document purporting to be a Matrimonial Settlement records the ex-spouses’ mutual concern about their ‘reputation’ … and contains clauses aimed at controlling what’s posted about them on Facebook!

4.  [ex Husband] agrees …

f. To make no negative public or private statements about [ex Wife].

g. To make no Facebook comments or posts about [ex Wife] at all and to remove any and all negative Facebook posts and videos / audio of [ex Wife].

5. [ex Wife] agrees …

g. To make no negative public or private statements about [ex Husband].

h. To make no Facebook comments or posts about [ex Husband] at all and to remove any and all negative Facebook posts and videos / audio of [ex Husband].

i. To operate one Facebook account and to request Facebook remove and delete the xxx B [ex Wife] account. [Comment: Wow!]

j. To write an email to all people she sent the XX email on the xth of December to advising ‘All matters are resolved between the parties and that [ex Wife] has chosen to pursue other opportunities will not be having any further involvement with the [joint business] which is now being satisfactorily guided by [ex Husband]. A copy this email and the list of people it is to be sent to from the xth December distribution list is to be sent to [ex Husband] within 24 hours of signing this Agreement.

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Nicely put — Australian Values Statement

image:themeinabox.com.au (click)

I stumbled across this Australian Values Statement and quite like what it’s saying. It seems fair enough to make this an ‘initial communication’ for people considering emigrating to Australia.

It seems to me in part a fleshed-out version of the cry of the French Revolution (Liberty, equality, fraternity).

I wonder what the background is, how it came to be drafted, and whether it’s being used, sometimes, to send an ‘assimilation’ signal?

The message: Come to our country with the realisation that you may have do things differently to how you did them where you came from (e.g. treatment of women and children etc.) — oh, and the national language is English, right? — is really worth saying, in my view.

Australian Values Statement

You must sign this statement if you are aged 18 years or over.
I confirm that I have read, or had explained to me, information provided by the Australian Government on Australian society and values.

I understand:

  • Australian society values respect for the freedom and dignity of the individual, freedom of religion, commitment to the rule of law, Parliamentary democracy, equality of men and women and a spirit of egalitarianism that embraces mutual respect, tolerance, fair play and compassion for those in need and pursuit of the public good.
  • Australian society values equality of opportunity for individuals, regardless of their race, religion or ethnic background
  • the English language, as the national language, is an important unifying element of Australian society.

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The escape of exnzpat, Part 5

Woman and child

There was a deception to this place that I was only becoming aware of.  We had walked for sometime before I noticed.

“Lilith,” I said, “we don’t seem to be getting very far.”

Lilith turned her gorgeous face toward me.  “Exnzpat, really — have you not been listening?  I thought I explained; three of Time and one of Space.  Things here are not as they seem.”

“Well, I see that distances here seem to be longer…  I think…”

“It is not that distance is longer it is that in this place there is only one plane of Space to each three planes of Time.  In this place things are not as they appear.”

“Whereas, in my universe, outside my attic,” I paused to stop.  I knelt and gently lowered Becky onto the nearest bank of sand.  She was breathing a little easier now.  I thought that to be a good sign.  “… There are three planes of Space and only one plane of Time?”

“Correct.”   Lilith stopped to watch me set Becky down, “are you tired exnzpat?”

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Pix from space

This is one of a series of amazing photos from the International Space Station.

Mt Fuji, Japan. (Click to view a slideshow at Huffington Post)

Awesome!

A while ago I blogged about living with a mountain in your backyard and the effect on one’s psyche to live in proximity of a peak. This amazing picture shows a different influence. – P

Is this how Shaun Stenning handles a request for a refund?

A heartfelt comment recently on an earlier thread suggests a mass rebellion of dissatisfied customers in Shaun Stenning‘s Twalk ‘internet marketing business’ in Asia. (Sometimes they use the brand ‘Snipr‘, I believe.)

Shades of the Geekversity train wreck which saw demand for refunds sink that um, ‘enterprise’ with a AUD $5.5million loss.

This smooth-talking itinerant salesman’s quick-and-easy-riches-through-the-internet sales pitch was assisted and sometimes delivered by his business partner, local-spruiker-under-pressure Dean Letfus.

In hyperbolic marketing materials for the ‘online cash machines’ (cough), Dean Letfus was described (a bit like a professional wrestler) as ‘little known internet marketing expert (splutter) Mr X‘.

Questions:

  • Could the wheels be coming off the snake oil wagon train?
  • Are there any guarantees in this er, ‘operation’ — personal or otherwise — that the customers can rely upon? (It would be nice to think they stand behind their ‘product’.)
  • Or is it true they routinely blame the customer’s ‘mindset’ and ‘loser mentality’ for a demonstrable lack of success?

But look how pretty, and soothing, the page notifying the [allegedly] hundreds of ‘rebels’ in the ‘refund movement’ of the cold, hard facts is.

YOU ARE IN MATERIAL BREACH OF YOUR CONTRACT PLEASE CONTACT shaun.stenning@dollarrose.com TO RESOLVE IMMEDIATELY

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Facebook for Business? Erm, not like this!

Apropos my ongoing gripe about Facebook privacy…

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A friend of mine, Marc, mentioned here now and then, has written a book called ‘Facebook for Business‘ … this story (below) might inspire another chapter in the next edition. What NOT to do…. as Click Orlando Radio reports:

ORLANDO, Fla. — A Central Florida woman claims a finance company reached out to her friends and family on Facebook in an effort to collect her debt, and she has filed a lawsuit in an attempt to stop the practice. ….

Eventually, she fell behind on the [car] payment. She said her finance company, Mark One Financial, offered her deferments that would keep her on track for a while. She said she was surprised to find out that the company was tracking her through a social networking website.

“I don’t know why they would go on Facebook and contact my family,” she said.

According to documents obtained by Local 6, a representative from Mark One, using the name Jeff Happenstance, contacted not only Melanie on Facebook, but her cousin and her sister, as well.

“She was hysterical, asking me did I need money, were they going to take my car,” Beacham said. “She knew my car company was trying to contact her, and I said, ‘No way.’”
Beacham did not want anyone to know about her financial situation, certainly not her friends and family on
Facebook. “It’s humiliating. It’s personal,” she said. …. continues

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You don’t have to make stuff up.

In a nice bit of straight journalism (yes, there is such a thing!) CNN’s Anderson Cooper in his ‘Keeping Them Honest’ slot this week debunked a nasty piece of work by Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, who, as he put it “used up our air time last night, rather than answering questions about Medicare…and she chose to spread a story which is blatantly false.”

Watch how the false story about the supposedly enormous price tag for President Obama’s ten-day tour of Asia, was parroted — even exaggerated — by liars like Glenn Beck. (Take a look and ask yourself if I’m being a bit harsh. I don’t think so.)

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Don’t call it email. Riiiight.

I know: Let's send our email (oops, not email) through Facebook too!

Jeez, people are being a bit snide about Mark Zuckerberg (uh, yeah, OK. Guilty).

In the midst of coverage of Facebook’s new ‘it’s not email’ announcement today, look at this little dig from The Guardian’s Adam Gabbatt

He was especially keen to stress one point. “It’s not email,” he said early in his presentation. “It’s true that people will be able to have an @facebook.com email addresses, but it’s not email.”

The new service, which will be called Facebook Messages, will offer a social inbox and “seamless messaging”, a clearly excited Zuckerberg said.

What that means is that if users so wish the company will now begin to compile their chatter from across four platforms: text messages, instant messages (IMs), emails and messages sent on Facebook.

The Facebook chief executive said that, in addition to the benefit of the software pooling messages from different devices, another boon would come as Facebook Messages provided the ultimate in spam and message filtering – a feat that existing email services have never fully accomplished, he suggested.

“There are a lot of different classes of junk, and it’s really difficult for any email system to know [that] ‘this is a person who is sending me a legitimate message but you just don’t care about what they have to say’,” he said, displaying a glimpse of the social awareness – or lack of – for which he is famed.

Oh, right, so says Adam Gabbatt, displaying a dose of the coffee breath for which he is … er, no, wait, hang on.  I know what Z. means. Don’t you?

On another level, you’d think Mark ‘pooling messages from different sources’ Zuckerberg might have learnt that archive records of previous messages can, um, come back to bite you.
Remember this:

… to prepare for litigation against the Winklevosses and Narendra, Facebook’s legal team searched Zuckerberg’s computer and came across Instant Messages he sent while he was at Harvard. Although the IMs did not offer any evidence to support the claim of theft, according to sources who have seen many of the messages, the IMs portray Zuckerberg as backstabbing, conniving, and insensitive.

Gabbatt again:

Whether this next generation will want to see every single utterance they have ever exchanged with their incumbent is a different matter – one can imagine good reason for not recording some heat-of-the-moment remarks for all eternity.

Which is a hole-in-one, as far as I’m concerned, about the whole Facebook experience. (He said, blogging.)

As another analyst quoted in The Guardian story said: “The key for FB’s success with messaging will be whether they get the PRIVACY settings right first time.”  Agreed.

Mow-tee-vay-shuns – ‘It gets a ratings spike’

Tell me again, Rachel Maddow. (image Huffington Post)

In, once again (remember the full page ad?), dismissing talk of her jumping the fence and running for office, journalist, Rhodes Scholar and doctorate in politics from Oxford, my hero Rachel Maddow gave an insight into what she called ‘opinion-driven news’, and the motivation of, let’s call it ‘erratic’ behaviour.
(Think talkback radio hosts, and their various attention-seeking stunts.)

From Huffington Post:

Rachel Maddow threw cold water –yet again– on a potential run for the Senate in Massachusetts during an appearance at Harvard University on Sunday.

Maddow, who lives in Western Massachusetts when not in New York filming her cable news show, was giving a speech at the Kennedy School of Government, and was asked whether she would consider running against Republican Scott Brown at the 2012 elections.

“There’s a reason people in opinion-driven news flirt with running for office,” she said, according to the Boston Herald. “It gets a ratings spike.” To press the point further, Maddow stressed that she will “never” be a politician.

The pursuit of a ratings spike. Oh yes. That explains a lot.

If you haven’t yet, the recent conversation between Maddow and Jon Stewart on media, politics & satire is available — as a raw interview here. Worth a look. 49 mins.

Naked FB pic leads to jail. And exposure. Ironic

We used to joke, when I was journo in the Parliamentary Press Gallery, about the Christchurch Press‘s supposed slogan:

All the news that is news. Eventually.

Joshua Ashby - clothed, but sentenced to jail for Facebook crime (image: Dominion Post)

In that same vein, late but newsworthy, it occurs to me to comment on the case of the jilted boyfriend who posted a picture of his ex-girlfriend naked on Facebook … dumb, dumb, dumb.

A jilted lover has made legal history by being jailed for posting a photograph of his ex-girlfriend naked for millions of Facebook users to see.

After 12 hours, police and Facebook authorities shut down the woman’s account but not before it was available to all 500 million active users of the social network.

Joshua Simon Ashby, 20, held a piece of paper over his face yesterday in an attempt to prevent The Dominion Post photographing him as he was being sentenced.

Judge Andrew Becroft, in Wellington District Court, allowed Ashby’s photo to be taken, saying “there was a certain symmetry to it”, then stepped in to tell Ashby not to hide his face.

Ashby posted the photo in an “irresponsible drunken jealous rage” after the breakup of their five-month relationship, the judge said.

It is believed to be the first time someone has been sentenced for a crime committed using social media under the seldom-used morality and decency section of the Crimes Act.
Dominion Post

Of course this has made headlines around the world as social media/Facebook (non) privacy continues to be a whipping boy.

Funny about the judge making sure his photo got on the internet. Ironic, huh? I felt a twinge of sympathy for Joshua Ashby, but Andrew Becroft is a reasonable man, and if he thought it was a good idea, well, OK.

What would have happened to him in France or Italy? Probably nuthin’. Crime of passion?

George W Bush: plagiarist?

George Bush selling his book

Oh dear me.
I thought he was shallow, but a lazy plagiarist as well?

George Bush Book ‘Decision Points’ Lifted From Advisers’ Books – Huffington Post.

One funny example:

From Decision Points, p. 143: “Later that day, Laura and I went to the Washington Hospital Center to visit victims from the Pentagon…I asked one if he was an Army Ranger. Without missing a beat, he answered, ‘No, sir, I’m Special Forces. My IQ is too high to be a Ranger.'”

From Ari Fleischer’s Taking Heat, p. 161: “The President entered the room of a major in the Army Special Forces who was expected to make a full recovery. ‘Thank you for your service to your country,’ Bush said…’Are you a ranger?’ The major piped up, ‘My IQ is too high to be a Ranger.'”

Plenty more where that came from.

Ooh, err…

Er, yik. (image boingboing - click)

Bleurgh!

I can just hear someone saying, ‘Gosh Darnnit. Kids have to grow up so fast these days, don’t they?’