Powerpoint makes us stoopid

Bloat is as bloat does. How dense is too dense? Well THIS is. (Click for larger image via MSNBC & NYTimes.com)

I’m not a big fan of overcomplicated, dense Powerpoint ‘presentations’. I’ve seen them used as a crutch and overladen with bullet points and too much type. Looks like other people have reached the same conclusion…

Like an insurgency, PowerPoint has crept into the daily lives of military commanders and reached the level of near obsession. The amount of time expended on PowerPoint, the Microsoft presentation program of computer-generated charts, graphs and bullet points, has made it a running joke in the Pentagon and in Iraq and Afghanistan.

PowerPoint makes us stupid,” Gen. James N. Mattis of the Marine Corps, the Joint Forces commander, said this month at a military conference in North Carolina. (He spoke without PowerPoint.) Brig. Gen. H. R. McMaster, who banned PowerPoint presentations when he led the successful effort to secure the northern Iraqi city of Tal Afar in 2005, followed up at the same conference by likening PowerPoint to an internal threat.

From a New York Times article We Have Met the Enemy and He Is PowerPoint about how the US military (and I am sure they are not alone) expends more time loading more data into Powerpoint … than it usefully should.

Worth considering? Yes.

iPhone ‘finder’ – a real sweet guy according to his attorney

Brian J Hogan, your fifteen minutes of fame start NOW.

See Wired

Records show a Redwood City address for Hogan about a mile from the bar where he found the phone. …

His attorney says he recently transferred schools and will resume his college education in the fall. He has been working part time at a church-run community center giving swimming lessons to children and volunteered at a Chinese orphanage last year while he was enrolled in a study-abroad program.

“He also volunteers to assist his aunt and sister with fundraising for their work to provide medical care to orphans in Kenya,” his attorney says. “Brian is the kind of young man that any parent would be proud to have as their son.”

Aw, shucks. He works part time at a church-run community centre? Swell.

Awkward question: Er, what about the larceny Brian? SELLING something (for $5,000) someone else handed you in a bar thinking YOU’D lost it!

'Wired.com identified Hogan as the finder of the prototype by following clues on social network sites, and then confirmed his identity with a source involved in the iPhone find.' (Click to read the Wired.com story)

I bet there’s going to be any number of awkward questions for this sweet young guy. (First one: Why should anyone believe anything he says?)

Good luck with your employment prospects, huh, Brian.

Even more convergence

OK this is getting spooky. After Dilbert climbed into the G4 iPhone prototype theft, now Jon Stewart has also … “buying” for the sake of his commentary the idea that Apple has the Silicon Valley police SWAT team in its pocket. And coining the term ‘Appholes’. Zing!

'Microsoft was supposed to be the evil one, but now Apple is busting down doors in Palo Alto while Bill Gates rids the world of mosquitoes.' (Click to view the video at thedailyshow.com)

Watch the full 8 min video clip at thedailyshow.com

Interesting that he’s a fanboy too:

This is not a paid endorsement. I like Apple products… I’ve been a faithful Apple customer since the early 80s… I love their stuff …

Of course. Makes sense. That could just be a gag line, but I don’t think so.

His “You know I love you guys right? But you’re turning into The Man” sentiment seems authentic to me, and his angst about eccentric/bullying behaviour … well, certainly fair comment. From my point of view, he might more fully consider the competitive pressure that Apple is facing in the cut-throat high-tech market and the impact the, let’s just say comprehensive, knock-offs of their expensvely-produced intellectual property might have on their collective psyche but, I respect Jon Stewart’s views of media ethics. (Stewart is certainly one of my influences. I assume that’s obvious.)

I fully suppose that’s his Apple gear on the table. (After all, Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, Stephen Fry, Jerry Seinfield … among many others … all use Macs. He’d be an ‘odd’ comedian to do differently. Like him, I’ve been using Mac gear since we all felt like ‘rebels, misfits and outlaws’ doing so. Now it’s almost mainstream.


The ‘The cops had to bash in the guy’s door? Don’t they know there’s an app for that?’ gag did make me laugh…

For the record, I still think the adolescents at Gizmodo/Gawker have a criminal case to answer. I still think they’ve been sleazy. I like what Daniel Eran Dilger has to say at Roughly Drafted Magazine on the issues. (Warning: long but well-crafted and, as always, well-researched and ‘cross-threaded’ argument/rant. I love it. Dilger is another ‘guru’ to me.)

True or false doesn’t seem to matter to liars

Some people put so much energy into pretending they're advocating the exact opposite of their actual agenda. (image: Salon.com)

This is a really good essay about dishonest argument — which is one of my bugbears, as we have discussed before. It’s about US politics, but many of the points apply to the business of selling as well.

Salon’s Gene Lyons examines the tactics deceivers use — repeatedly telling bare-faced lies or claiming the exact opposite of the truth about their intentions are two favourite tricks — and explains that these lying rats are often cunning but intellectually bankrupt:

Say what you will about academia, in professorial debate so blatant a misrepresentation would be seen as a shameful confession of weakness.

Somebody who can’t win an argument without resorting to a simple “black is white” lie gets as little respect as he deserves.

When I read the naked and unsupported assertions repeatedly made by some of the creatures whose claims I examine critically here and elsewhere — self-proclaimed ‘experts’, spruikers and their gums-for-hire — I’m always struck by their near-total lack of  … what? Conscience? Self-awareness? Decency?

It would almost be humorous if there weren’t victims.

Some of these operators put so much energy and skill into convincing you they want to make you rich … and all you have to do is just buy their snake oil. Continue reading →

Kieran Trass: last week ‘property guru’, this week ‘property genie’

Landing in my in-box this afternoon … A promotion for an upcoming ‘not another property seminar’ with Kieran Trass, fresh from his stint at the NZ Property Guru’s [sic] hard-sell roadshow …

What a line up!

Starring Kieran Trass as ‘The Property Investment Genie’.
Well!
Knowing Kieran as I do, I might have plumped for a different imaginary magical character.

In June 2008 the NZ Herald reported Kieran Trass DENYING being a property guru.
I guess that was then, this is now.

How about: ‘The Property Investment Leprechaun‘ … or maybe ‘the PI Pixie‘?

Any other suggestions?

In addition to Kieran’s star turn as a genie, there’s also going to be a Shoe Bomber Terrorist (!) and a Professional Belly Dancer. Oh boy!

I swear I’m not making any of this up. I can’t help but wonder if this is NZ Property Guru’s [sic] marketing genie-ass Shaun Stenning‘s influence?

I haven’t seen Kieran’s costume. I’m sure it will be good, but I think Dean Letfus’s clown suit and blue wig will take a lot of beating. What fun!

Stating the obvious/sympathy for the dev… uh, Gizmodo’s Chen

image: Northern Advocate

Far be it from me to leap to conclusions about a police investigation, but let me say in response to this:

It’s Cannabis & Co – cops

By Alanah May Eriksen | NZ Herald | Wednesday Apr 28, 2010

A national indoor gardening chain would not have turned a profit if it hadn’t been knowingly supplying equipment and advice to cannabis growers, police say.

Directors, managers and staff from the 16 Switched On Gardener stores – which are advertised on national television – around the country have been arrested and charged as part of Operation Lime which targeted businesses responsible for the commercial sale of equipment used to grow cannabis.

I considered buying a commercial unit in Manukau City that had one of these types of hydroponic gardening shops in it and, well … I think the cops might have a point.

And this:

[Police] swooped on 35 businesses and at least 100 homes throughout New Zealand.
More than 250 suspects were arrested, and 750 charges are likely to be laid.

…kind of puts the wailing and gnashing of teeth about Gizmodo editor Jason Chen being served with a search warrant into perspective.

That said, I did wake this morning with a keen sense of empathy for Chen. I would HATE to have all my MacBook and MacBook Pro computers, hard drives, USB sticks, servers, Apple airport “exstream” [sic] base stations, mobile phones (including his iPhone), BRAND NEW Apple iPad etc seized unexpectedly like that. Horrible! (What’s he gonna do? Funny if he has to buy a bunch more Apple equipment to replace his seized gear in the meantime. Hope he had off-site backups like DropBox.)

Meanwhile the journalistic disquiet, hate-fest in some quarters and silly personal abuse being thrown at Apple CEO Steve Jobs by people who should know better for the actions of the police are remarkable.

My view: Gizmodo and Gawker and Chen aren’t being persecuted for journalism, they’re being investigated for buying (by law) stolen goods. As The Macalope summarised the Electronic Fronter Foundation’s willingly(?) missing-the-point argument:

Shorter EFF: buying stolen merchandise is fine as long as you write a story about it.

Gizmodo/Gawker’s bad taste and adolescent attitudes, e.g. thumbing their noses at security conscious Apple, thinking they’re above the law because they’re ‘badass bloggers’ (i.e. not journalists) and, worst, needlessly outing the engineer who they say ‘lost’ the iPhone they paid $5000 to ‘obtain’ — right down to publishing his Facebook profile photo and extracts from his FB wall — offensive and puerile as they are, probably aren’t a crime. Receiving stolen property is.

‘If you tell a lie often enough you’ll start to believe it…’

More from Michael Lewis on the success of Dr Michael Burry

'The Big Short' author Michael Lewis "talks about a one-eyed man with Asperger's syndrome who made money by betting against the subprime mortgage market". Click to watch video at thedailyshow.com

Includes this:

[Big finance firms selling sub-prime instruments] create lots of risk. The only way you get that risk out there and get people to take it is to disguise it. So they got really good at disguising the risk and they got so good they disguised from themselves. They fooled themselves. Sort of like if you tell a lie often enough you’ll start to believe it. That’s basically what happened on Wall St.

and, when they began to get wind that a sub-prime collapse was inevitable…

Oh no, It doesn’t occur to anybody [in the big finance firms] to say,’This is wrong we’d better stop doing it.’ That doesn’t compute. That’s not a thought that would occur to a Wall St trader. They thought ‘this is a good bet we’ll make money from it’….

Lewis goes on to point out that the people who figured it out, like Michael Burry, were “shouting the place down, but nobody was listening to them because they had one eye and Asperger’s syndrome”.

Watch the full interview with Jon Stewart (6 mins) at thedailyshow.com

The slippery selective ‘morality’ (we discussed here and here) sooo reminds me of some of the ‘personalities’ hyping themselves as ‘experts’ and ‘gurus’. If you know who I mean.

Nice reference to Godwin’s law

Remember Godwin’s Law?

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1.

…but sometimes contracted to: ‘The first person to mention Hitler or the Nazis in an online argument loses’

Here’s a nice reference in a comment thread on the TUAW post I linked to earlier re the lost-found-stolen 4G iPhone fiasco… Continue reading →

I think they call this convergence …

Click to read the full 'unfinished, blog only' strip at Dilbert.com

re the iPhone prototype that was, er, lost then fenced … Scott Adams Dilbert has a strip which shows truth is at least as strange as satire…

Read it at Dilbert.com

And read this TUAW report of a Search Warrant being executed at the Gizmodo editor’s house. Oops.

And here’s Fake Steve Jobs’ typical acid take:

Dear Gizmodo guys: Start thinking about ways to keep your cellmate happy. And yeah, that is exactly what I’m talking about

Real Steve Jobs is, I’m guessing, taking it a bit more seriously.
And so it seems are the police.

Sarah Palin: cashing in on the brand

image: NYMag.com

Very interesting article by Gabriel Sherman:  “The Revolution Will Be Commercialized” on how Sarah Palin became a national industry and built her wealth, quickly, by seeing that there was money to be made … but serving out her term as Alaska’s governor wasn’t the way to get it.

Nowadays, for both poles of the political spectrum but especially for the right, politics is a business—the entertainment business. The freak show, as Mark Halperin termed it, has been turned into a fully merchandised product. It was Fox’s Roger Ailes who had the insight that the American right was an underserved market, one with a powerful kind of brand loyalty.

Fox News has turned a disaffected segment of the populace into a market, with the fervor and idiosyncratic truth standards of a cult. Wingnut-ism has been monetized, is one admittedly partisan way of looking at it. Palin stokes the disaffection of her constituents and then, with the help of Fox, offers to heal them, for a price. And—surprise—they’re more affluent than most Americans.

Read it at NY Mag.

Scott Adams – on ‘legal’ use of Dilbert cartoons

LOTs of people routinely reproduce Scott Adams’ Dilbert (and Gary Trudeau’s Doonesbury, my other favourite) thinking their lil’ ol’ blog is too small to matter and they can fly under the radar.

Adams discusses his views past and present, and presents his new, streamlined, licensing model with ‘License Me’ button. The post is worth reading … and so are some of the comments…

"... you can license Dilbert for your business presentation for as little as $19.99, which is the same as free if your boss is paying for it."

One of my best Scott Adams quotes is:

“There’s nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.”

The Band Played Waltzing Matilda

My son and I attended the Anzac Day parade and memorial service on the hill in our village today. Moving. There are big questions about our culture’s mix of the military and the ecclesiastical, but they can wait for another day.

This song, first sung to me by my friend Ben in NYC, was in the back of my mind the whole morning. Even more moving. I have friends in the armed forces of Australia and New Zealand, some of them implausibly young people back from truly dangerous duty overseas who are scarred from the experience in ways I’ll never understand. I’m grateful they made it back alive.

I offer my heartfelt sympathies to the families of the airmen killed today. What a tragedy.

Absolutely brilliant!

Jon Stewart responds to Bernie Goldberg’s response to Jon Stewart calling Fox News out on their terrible hypocrisy in rather colourful terms …

I know that I criticize you and Fox News a lot, but only because you’re truly a terrible, cynical, disingenuous news organization. — Jon Stewart.

Jon Stewart apologizes for criticizing Bernie Goldberg and Fox News, but it's only because they're a terrible, cynical, disingenuous news organization. (click to watch at thedailyshow.com)

Watch video at thedailyshow.com

Calling Fox News ‘the lupus of news’ is a good crack. Stewart’s line about social commentary having always been the territory of comedy is undeniable, as is his comment: “I have not moved out of the comedian’s box into the news box. The news box is moving towards me.”

Read this article from Eric Burns, Media Matters for more, including this, which I agree with 100%:

Never in American history has a media organization this powerful been so willing to misrepresent reality in order to achieve a political goal.

And a very good article from the New York Times on the “devoted critic” status-reputation that Stewart is earning by paying attention to Fox News. Holding them accountable. (Reminds me of someone else around here. Nothing wrong with having an attention span as I have said before.)

What can he possibly mean?

Chicago Mayor Richard Daley making a point about the limits of his relationship with Obama’s chief of staff Rahm Emanuel …

“Sure I talked to him, I talk to him. Sure, I know about it,” Daley said.

But Daley said he hasn’t offered Emanuel any advice about a mayoral run. “I don’t give any advice, I don’t give people advice. I don’t advise people, I’m not an adviser.

Good policy (even if perhaps just a tiny little teeny-weeny bit over-articulated).

From the Chicago Tribune

Lost or stolen part 2 …

Next iPhone or prototype? image: nzherald.co.nz

Apropos this

Lost iPhone prototype spurs police probe

Silicon Valley police are investigating what appears to be a lost Apple iPhone prototype purchased by a gadget blog, a transaction that may have violated criminal laws, a law enforcement official told CNET on Friday.

Apple has spoken to local police about the incident and the investigation is believed to be headed by a computer crime task force led by the Santa Clara County district attorney’s office, the source said. …

via CNET Thanks to John Gruber.