Hunting for a word

Help me out ...

I mentioned in my earlier post about ‘Black hat’ techniques that

What I need is a better word for spin doctor. It seems too passive for the propaganda campaign aspect. ‘Spuiker’ is close in spirit, but not quite right. … Any ideas?

The definition I quoted in the tweet above is from wisegeek.com … whose entry is instructive:

The term spin doctor became a common addition to our language in the 1980s. Its exact origin is uncertain, but spin doctor is often used to describe public relations experts as well as political or corporate representatives whose job it is to put a ‘positive spin’ on events or situations. The verb spin doctoring is also commonly used to describe the work of a spin doctor.

If we control the spin, or direction, of an object, we are showing sides of it we want to show while not shedding light on the rest. A spin doctor uses spin control to emphasize or exaggerate the most positive aspect of something. For example, cigarette companies sell products known to be harmful, which can make them look bad. However, if they also provide funding for charitable events, or build community playgrounds, this can make them look good. Such examples of ‘corporate social responsibility’ give corporate spin doctors positive aspects of the cigarette company to promote to the public through the media.

Some public relations firms list spindoctoring outright as one of the services they offer, while others use terms such as “transformation strategy” or “image transformation.” This is comparable to the “rebranding” that is done with products that are not selling well in order to sell them. Companies and political organizations also need a spin doctor to ‘sell’ their mission and ideas to the public. For example, when the US Department of Homeland Security, which was created after the events of 11 September 2001, was not receiving as much positive public reaction as originally hoped, the same corporate branders behind the FedEx name were hired to revamp the department.

Spin doctoring is not propaganda. Propaganda campaigns do not simply seek to convince through rebranding by a spin doctor, but add the deceptive element of “psychological warfare.” Black propaganda is propaganda that is made to look like it came from the enemy and so protects its sources if and when the lie ever becomes exposed. Grey propaganda occurs when the true source is omitted as in the example of Radio Free Europe. Radio Free Europe was introduced to the public as a platform run by free democratic voices against communist propaganda and people believed that. New Jersey senator Clifford P. Case later admitted Radio Free Europe was actually a propaganda program run by the CIA.

A spin doctor must keep track of all publicity, such as newspaper articles, of the organization he or she is representing. Information about public trends and perceptions is helpful to a spin doctor in assessing potential public reaction to an event. Time management is absolutely crucial to a spin doctor as an event must be publicized in a positive way before someone else can get to it first and report any information that the public could consider negative.

All good, but I want something else … in the context of the anti-MMP campaign’s slanted attack ads, I want a word which denotes a negative maligning PR effort, an attempt to frame debate on terms that denigrate the opposing ‘players’ or position.

I’m looking for a label (pejortaive, I don’t care) for the spin equivalent of the ‘politics of personal destruction’ …. like the Karl Rove-esque political attack-ad campaigns, smearing people using ‘guilt by association’ or repeated implications that they’re untrustworthy, incompetent or even treasonous etc.

WHAT do we call that?

– P

UPDATE: Mentioning Karl Rove reminded me of this awesome US political ad.

Black hat – the (shudder) ethics of spin

We’ve discussed ‘Black hat’ web ‘marketing‘ tactics before, in the context of so-called experts selling punters hyped-up snake oil like the Shaun Stenning-fronted Geekversity and, once that had collapsed, the Twalk and Snipr equally hyped and ill-fated enterprises that the Stenning performing troupe hawked around Asia like a cargo cult until the wheels fell off that too.

Ambiguous ethics dressed up as spin? (Rob Cottingham, Read Write Web - click)

I guess at the root of things, my criticisms of the marketing hyperbole and the apparent misleading claims made by those claiming to be instant internet experts were based on a (negative) judgement of the ethics of those involved.

Ethics, like integrity, is a word I try to use very sparingly, knowing as I do that such swordy words are two-edged and, as my conversation about a sometime blogosphere propaganda channel showed, even an implied use can open a critic to being labelled ‘gay‘ for suggesting truthfulness and playing fair have a place.

So, it was with interest I spotted this cartoon and brief article by Rob Cottingham today, which puts a discussion about marketing deceit and what in politics we call ‘spin’ into a different, but related context. On the peripheral but interesting.

What I need is a better word for spin doctor. It seems too passive for the propaganda campaign aspect. ‘Spuiker’ is close in spirit, but not quite right. … Any ideas?

– P

Against expectations

Brian O'Driscoll of Ireland drives on past Kurtley Beale of the Wallabies. Photo: Getty Images via Sydney Morning Herald

Watching the Wallabies go down to Ireland in their Rugby World Cup pool match last night one couldn’t help thinking, Oops, that’s not what the Australians expected.

Full credit to the Irish, and the inspirational, courageous Brian O’Driscoll.

– P

Is eavesdropping on Twitter really news?

Oh dear. Here’s a snap from the NZ Herald online this morning:

But is it news? He said, she said, shock horror.

Don’t bother reading them. So some people are having a Twitter conversation about an encounter between a rugby player and a (shock: blonde!) woman in a pub, and three days ago a comedian cracked a joke on Twitter about German transport efficiency which, when pressed, some people have expressed, what?, discomfort about. Big deal.

Don’t misunderstand, some stuff on Twitter is ‘newsworthy’, of course. Like Auckland mayor Len Brown tweeting that his train arrived on time at Eden Park last night… as part of a bigger story about Auckland transport passing the stress test.

‘Twitter reaction’ is a legitimate part of reporting on a bigger story, in my view. But when a story starts and finishes with an overheard ‘Twitter frenzy’ or ‘Twitter spat’ or ‘feud’ or ‘zing!’ … well, that’s pretty lame. Slow news day, NZ Herald?

– P

An apology should cost you something

Wow. Things have been going off the rails for Johann Hari since he got ‘busted’ massaging quotes in his interviews. Now he’s issued an apology and given an explanation (again) for his lack of truthfulness, and touches on some of the points I try to make here now and then about the generalised loss of credibility that results from bending or parsing the truth — being inauthentic. Worth reading.

Johann Hari: A personal apology

Thursday, 15 September 2011

I’ve written so many articles over the years laying bare and polemicising against the errors and idiocies of other people. This time, I am writing an article laying bare and polemicising against the errors and idiocies of myself. If you give it out, you have to take it. If you demand high standards of others, you have to be just as damning when you fail to uphold them yourself. …

In my work, I’ve spent a lot of time dragging other people’s flaws into the light. I did it because I believe that every time you point out that somebody is going wrong, you give them a chance to get it right next time and so reduce the amount of wrongdoing in the world. …

Read the full article at The Independent

Getting to be a habit

Enough with politics! Contention can become addictive.

Here’s Diana Krall, looking every bit as good as the right-wing vixens I referred to earlier … but sounding way better.

David Farrar showing WhaleOil how it’s done

Bloggers* David Farrar and Scott Yorke gave a master class in fair and reasonable political discourse and commentary on Jim Mora’s Afternoons show on Radio NZ National yesterday, which I listened to using the Radio NZ iPhone App late last night.

Radio NZ's iPhone App lets you time-shift and listen again to content you're interested in (click for details)

In the context of my conversation with Cameron Slater (via our blogs) — where we discussed my suggestion that Cam would perhaps be taken more seriously and find more mainstream media opportunities if he dialed back his personal abuse and rabidly-expressed partisanship — I found David and Scott’s reasonably-expressed views of the Rugby World Cup transport and crowd management balls-up refreshing.

Cameron’s on-going, near continuous campaign of irrational personlized denigration of left-wing figures including Auckland Mayor Len Brown (e.g. “Apart from Len Brown’s appalling deliv­ery of trans­port solu­tions every­thing else went off like clockwork. How­ever it wasn’t just Len Brown that was a dis­grace last night.” … etc) may well be what his largely anonymous WhaleOil ‘army’ expects of him.

But listen to how Cam’s fellow right-winger (and Svengali?) David Farrar offers a far more measured, insightful and palatable analysis, even though he’s in discussion with a ‘left-winger’, Scott Yorke …

Listen to a 3 minute extract here:

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Or the full first session of the panel discussion at Radio NZ’s site. (MP3)

You’ll probably guess that I’m in agreement with David Farrar’s views as expressed in that clip (why echo it otherwise, huh?) But my point is not so much about Len Brown-Murray McCully, the transport ‘fiasco’ and blame-shifting  … but more about the manner and tone Farrar uses to put his point of view. Vitriol free. Good on him.

Perhaps Cameron Slater might describe this approach as ‘limp-wristed’ or ‘gay‘, etc, but the way I see it, a reasoned, fair-minded discussion is easier to listen to, and more effective communication than tone-deaf, one-speed-only, reflexive attack blogging. Being ‘fair’ builds a reputation for credibility … and is far more likely to open mainstream media doors.  (Which was my point in the footnote here.)

Your thoughts?

– P

* David Farrar’s blog: Kiwiblog Scott Yorke’s blog: ImperatorFish

Feedback from Cameron Slater: ‘gay’

Oops.

boxingscene.com

I mentioned blogger Cameron Slater peripherally in my post yesterday about what I see as the dubious anti-MMP marketing operation (for which he is clearly acting as a conduit and echo chamber).

I don’t think Cam liked my comparing his blog to a free-flowing bowel or characterising his republishing the anti-MMP slanted attack ads as ‘moist ordure’ being expressed through his ‘partisan cyberspace sphincter.’

At least I think that’s what I should read into his comments today:

There are some out there who think that as a blog­ger I should be fair and rea­son­able, a jour­nal­ist in fact. That is gay. I am not fair, I may be rea­son­able (some of the time) but I will always be par­ti­san. And so writ­ing limp-wristed panty-waist, whing­ing blog posts filled with faux shock that I take a par­tic­u­lar line and run it hard is frankly gay too. 
I am par­ti­san and I’m proud of it. …

One could certainly read my comments about his partisanship as criticism, even disparagement, but ‘faux shock’? Neh. I don’t get that. He’s not that novel.

It may seem strange, but I actually think Cam deserves a bigger audience. (Not as a journalist though, of course not.) I for one appreciate the flashes of insider knowledge and the historical & political perspective he shares at times. He’s ‘connected’ to the National Party and politics is in his blood. That can be valuable. He’s also sufficiently thick-skinned that he can be an asset in a debate … when he can be arsed to marshal an argument. And, as I’ve said before, good on him for engaging.

If Cam ever asked me for advice on how to achieve more recognition or ‘cut through’ with the mainstream media, I would tell him just what I said in the post.

  • Drop the reflexive ad hominem attacks and (colourful, I grant you) vitriolic spray at those you perceive as not on your team, and perhaps you might be taken more seriously.
  • It’s not about ‘pretending’ to be non-partisan. It’s about tolerating another point of view than your own as potentially vaild, giving evidence for your criticisms, and being seen to do so.
  • It’s about being truthful (‘Pansy Wong cleared’? Not really), not always trying to smear or demonise others, or seeking to use everything you see as a cudgel to bash your ‘opponents’.

Or, instead, stick with what you’re doing, if you’re satisfied with those results.

– P

Related: When ‘gurus’ attack — HOW you do it is important

Claims of ‘Integrity’ in the anti-MMP Campaign accompanied by smear tactics

Are smear tactics compatible with claims of ‘integrity’?

I don’t think so. Especially if you piously declare you’re ‘above’ smear tactics and won’t use them … before you do.

In context of an earlier discussion about allegations of ‘secret funding’ (Tribalism), I found myself again considering the lobby group Vote For Change Campaign, dedicated to ridding NZ of MMP. This group of zealots last caught my attention when a former white supremacist and [allegedly] National Party electorate executive member by the name of Alex Fogerty was unmasked as one of their foundation members. That sparked wild ejaculations from left-wing whirling dervish Martyn oh-pleeeeease-why-won’t-somebody-give-me-a-mainstream-media-gig Bradbury… but Martyn had a point. That was a factoid worth knowing, and led to Mr Fogerty’s Vote For Change membership, um, ending …

‘The allegations of Mr Fogerty’s previous membership of a white supremacist group appear to be true and he will be asked to resign his membership immediately, or have his membership revoked if he chooses not to resign.’ — Jordan Williams/VFC media release (published 3 July 2011 and since removed from Facebook.)

Bob Harvey also resigned in disgust.

Perhaps my sense of smell is oversensitive, but it appears to me that this anti-Proportional Representation group seeking the burial at sea of NZ’s MMP electoral system is using some shadowy The Hollow Men-style tactics. (See ‘misinformation experts‘).

For instance, their virtuous-sounding Pledges to New Zealand to ‘Play the ball not the man’ with ‘No negative campaigning’ and promising ‘Integrity in the Campaign’ appear, upon cursory examination, to be an hilariously transparent example of the sociopathic ‘If I say it’s true it must be true’ delusion. That, or the door-to-door huckster’s affirmation of faith: ‘You can fool some of the people all of the time.’

Demonising MPs after specifically ‘pledging’ NOT to? Looks like an ‘Integrity’ FAIL for the Vote For Change spin doctors.

For each of those noble ‘pledge’ sentiments has already been broken, to my way of thinking.

Slanted attack ads

A series of YouTube videos produced published by the VFC spin doctors demonizes list MPs — implying Parliamentary debating chamber ‘bad behaviour’ is somehow unique to MMP, or even, gasp, caused by it. Some of their propaganda also, surprise, surprise, targets the local right-wing blogosphere’s favourite whipping boy Labour MP Trevor Mallard. (Or is Mallard their nemesis? See Trevor Mallard demolishes Cameron Slater.)

The series of ‘MPs behaving badly’ ads is produced under the Vote For Change banner — then pumped through the free-flowing online alimentary canal of right-wing proxy/attack dog Cameron Slater’s blog and tweetstream.

Cameron is against Proportional Representation, it seems, repeatedly castigating list MPs as ‘scum‘, for example, and declaring MMP ‘bad for National‘ pointing to what he sees as a paucity of future coalition partners for National. Enough said. Cameron also told me he’s not being paid by the anti-MMP brigade … except for an advertising spot on his blog. I take WhaleOil at his word.

Nevertheless, I’ve observed and commented before about Cameron’s active advocacy for the National Party and the anti-MMP cause — regularly squeezing the moist ordure of these slanted attack ads along with other insults and half-truths* through his partisan cyberspace sphincter.

Plausible deniability

Of course, the neat thing for the VFC campaign is that Cameron Slater isn’t openly one of them (although he seems more active than ‘frontchild’ Jordan Williams so far) … and since he says he’s not on their payroll, perhaps the magnaimous VFC ‘pledges’ (‘Play the ball not the man’ with ‘No negative campaigning’) don’t apply to his efforts on their behalf?
(Credit: Jordan Williams as ‘frontchild’™ & © Cactus Kate.)

But even so, the VFC campaign’s official approach, producing and distributing these denigrate-o-gram video ads seems to me to fly in the face of their ‘pledge’ (cough) to value integrity …

Integrity in the Campaign

Under MMP [Comment: see note below] politics and politicians’ reputations have been damaged by their bad behaviour. We do not want to add to the damage by demonising our opponents or getting into childish squabbles. Our campaign cares more about improving the public’s view of politicians and the political environment than it does about winning. We will not descend into muckraking, dirt throwing, scandal breaking or any of the other features of negative campaigning that makes voters resent politicians.

And yet it seems clear that they clearly DO descend into ‘negative campaigning’.

So, which is it, do you think? Deliberate, bare-faced bullshit? Clintonesque hair-splitting? … or near-schizophrenic levels of lack of self-awareness? You decide.

For public consumption only? Given their anti-MMP YouTube ads, are these so-called Pledges to New Zealand just cynical spin and positioning in the tradition of ‘The Hollow Men’?  (click to enlarge)

No doubt there’ll be more to say about this group and its artifice — as well as its connections, public and private — in the weeks to come. (Or not? It may be that discussion/buzz about them and their tactics is part of their marketing strategy.) Personally, I find it intriguing and entertaining to watch political marketers like this using advertising’s dark arts in an attempt to spin and frame the debate on these issues.

Note: These political activists not-so-subtly claim that it’s the ‘flawed system’ of Mixed Member Proportional Representation (MMP) which is the root cause of all sorts of political malaise. e.g. The tripe highlighted above: ‘Under MMP politics and politicians’ reputations have been damaged by their bad behaviour’ and ‘MMP-style bad behaviour, name-calling and negativism is [sic] bad for NZ politics’.

See what they’re doing? Repetitively linking ‘bad behaviour’ with MMP. Oh, riiiiight. As if before MMP politicians were sooo much ‘better behaved’ and ‘positive’. And First-Past-the-Post elected MPs were sooo much more competent and representative. Pfft!

Hogwash. MPs have been behaving like disgraceful children in Parliament for generations. The debating chamber and the adversarial nature of Westminster democracy (denigrate the opposition rather than win the competition for ideas) often leads to a barracking boarding school environment. That’s always been the case. It has nothing to do with how the MPs are selected, despite the anti-MMP brigade’s resentment politics spin.

– P

‘Pansy Wong cleared”? No, not quite. Not cleared of abuse, just no ‘regular pattern of abuse’ detected. FAIL (click to enlarge)

* Yes, half-truths — e.g.’Pansy Wong Cleared’ was Cameron’s headline on a brief article which neatly neglected to mention the NEW confirmed case of travel perk abuse which the Auditor General’s report pinned on the disgraced Chinese National Party MP and her husband … in addition to the one the Speaker identified that saw her resign from Parliament. Instead, Cameron selectively quoted (OK, we all do that) and focussed on the shifted goalposts of ‘no regular pattern of abuse’ … before (to no-one’s surprise) squirting another burst of vitriol in Trevor Mallard’s direction.
How that looked to me: Fixated, credibility-eviscerating attack blogging from Cameron Slater on behalf of his political mates. Cam may not realize the damage he does to his own reputation — and the impact on opportunities for him to be embraced by ‘mainstream’ media — with episodes of such obvious jingoistic partisanship. He makes it easy for media decision makers and producers to dismiss him as hopelessly one-eyed, or irrational or flakey. I don’t write him off in that way. I detect he’s more complex, connected, and insightful at times … as I indicated in my post ‘In praise of Cameron Slater (yeah, I’m surprised too)‘ but I can see how others do. Bombastic barrow boy Matthew Hooton, for instance, is every bit as agenda-driven and partisan, but often dresses his right-wing spin and venom up more obliquely (well, unless he’s talking about Nicky Hager!)
I guess I’m not the target audience of either of them.

Facts are stated to the best of my knowledge and commentary is my honest opinion. Corrections or clarifications are always welcome by email. Comments are open.
– Best wishes, Peter Aranyi © 2011 All rights reserved.

The likability of ‘Teflon’ John Key

John Key preparing to emerge from the shadows. (Still from 'The Hollow Men' movie.)

I’ve only seen John Key when his ‘show face’ has been on, but even then he seemed to me to be what this interviewer, Adam Dudding, calls ‘Teflon’. It’s claimed in Nicky Hager’s book The Hollow Men that Key gave an assurance of support to Bill English for the National Party leadership but switched his vote from English to Don Brash the night before.

Just a short time later, relatively speaking, he was ‘the least experienced parliamentarian ever to have become New Zealand’s Prime Minister’. It looks like he’s got a winning formula.

Key is awfully friendly. He chats and burbles and smiles, and flirts with his diary-wielding assistant Danielle. Where many politicians give pointlessly Teflon-ish answers when asked about the mechanics of politics, Key answers with something resembling candour (though perhaps that’s just a superior form of Teflon).

So yes, he says, the day may eventually come when his proudly worn labels of pragmatist and non-ideological get reframed in the public eye as wishy-washy and doesn’t believe in anything.

“In the 24-7 blitzkrieg of the media, eventually they’ll tire of every politician, and I’m not unique in that regard. So the things they like about me, I think you have to accept, over time they won’t like so much about me.

It’s easy to form a view that every time a journalist writes something bad about you it’s because they’re just against you, and they’re just a puppet for the opposition. You can build up these fiefdoms and prejudices.”

Two things:
(1) Interesting that he recognises he’s benefiting from being ‘liked’ by the media.

(2) That comment about seeing journalists who write ‘something bad’ about him as ‘against you’ or ‘puppets for the opposition’ is fascinating given Key’s own reflexive character assassination attempts against journalists Jon Stephenson and Nicky Hager recently. By reflexive, I mean his attacks on their integrity seemed to be the first thing out of his mouth when asked about their published claims.

We’ve discussed that tactic and tendency before in ‘How to have a FAIR argument‘. No surprise.

Adam Dudding does a good job. Read his interview here in today’s Sunday Star Times.

– P

Off the agenda

Alec Baldwin makes a point about what September 11 has pushed off the agenda. I think what he says is good.

I believe what has been lost since 9/11 is any real discussion of peace as a component of our foreign policy. You almost never hear anyone talk about peace now. I understand that there are malignant forces who want not only to be out from under what they perceive as American Imperialism, but want to execute, in collegiate wrestling terms, a “reverse.” They want us on our backs on the mat. They want to destroy us, not simply negotiate with us more effectively.

There are wars that need to be fought. I get that. I was simply never sure that this was one of them. That this was the best way to proceed. That it would ultimately achieve our long term goals. Which, in the end, should include… peace.

I don’t have a lot to add this year either.

– P

Unforgettable images of ‘state repression’ – right here at home

The Urewera 'terror raids' were a very bad PR and propaganda stumble for NZ police (Image: TVNZ)

Chris Trotter’s commentary on charges being dropped against some [alleged, not even that now] Maori radical ‘terrorists’ — The Operation That Failed — is worth reading. (And so is the comment stream.)

I fully agree with his line:

When “Operation Eight” was finally launched on 15 October 2007 the images it supplied – of armed police officers, clad all in black, masked, helmeted and wearing Kevlar body-armour – provided the accused’s defence team with all the images of state repression they could use. White’s deployment of his men in and around the tiny Tuhoe settlement of Ruatoki carried an equally potent reminder of the tragic history of the Crown’s interaction with the Tuhoe people. That White either did not know – or simply didn’t care – that he was re-enacting scenes from the Iwi’s troubled past, was, from a strategic point of view, fatal. The propaganda war was lost by the Police on Day One.
Losing the legal war would take a little longer.

Yes, the heavy-handedness which the police deployed against the civilian population of Ruatoki was appalling, stupid and ‘foreign’ to NZ Police. I usually support the fuzz (that’s what we called them growing up) not wishing to badmouth the very people you might call to for help at any time. But they blew it that day.

It seems to me there was a mass-hysteria/groupthink thing going on — ‘team policing’ gone mad? — which led to the police treating that township and its residents like second or third class citizens.

Not a good look.

– P

Tribalism

Bigots seldom recognize themselves (graphic: Peter Aranyi)

One of the perennial themes of this blog is an exploration of the ‘reasons’ for prejudice and conflict between different groups. See my 2009 post Q: Where does conflict come from? which records Tajfel’s social psychology experiments …

Henri Tajfel is perhaps best known for his minimal groups experiments. In these studies, test subjects were divided arbitrarily into two groups, based on a trivial and almost completely irrelevant basis.
Participants did not know other members of the group, did not even know who they were, and had no reason to expect that they would interact with them in the future. Still, members of both groups began to identify themselves with their group, preferring other members of their group and favouring them with rewards that maximized their own group’s outcomes.

It can be almost amusing to watch the outworking of ‘You’re not in my tribe — therefore you are less worthy and stupid… ‘ — bigotry based on nothing much except membership and non-membership. (Political differences being, very often, quite small potatoes, despite passionate position-taking.)
Well, it might be funny if some of the protagonists didn’t take it sooo seriously and sometimes take such drastic actions against ‘the other’. And behave so hatefully.

It’s easy (even for educated, otherwise rational,’civilized’ people)  to slip into a combative mindset when discussing ‘important issues’ (or things that masquerade as them).

Pick a tribe. That defines your enemies. Unleash the hounds!

Over the weekend I observed a febrile exchange on John Pagani’s blog where he basically, accused a couple of right wing bloggers I’ve mentioned here from time to time, Cameron Slater and Cathy Odgers, of benefiting from ‘secret funding’ supplied by a shadowy anti-MMP lobby group called Vote For Change. They denied it, some minor argy-bargy ensued … with accusations made and denied.

I dropped a comment in the stream (#15) purely from my POV, not seeing myself as in either disputatious ‘tribe’, but declaring myself openly in favour of MMP for reasons I outlined. See John Pagani:  Anti-MMP money is used to advocate for stripping citizenship.

Having met each of the three people involved in the online spat, I know them each to be intelligent and human. (Cameron Slater can be an arse at times, and, I feel, unreasonably insulting and pugnacious … but he’s not the devil.)

I think they’re in dispute with each other mainly because of a virulent dose of ‘not in my tribe‘. Pity.

How do you see it?

– P

Is there anything you’d like to share with the group, Cathy?

Was/wasn’t ACT list candidate Cathy Odgers (Cactus Kate) recounts the wearying psychological impact of poor opinion poll results on ‘tribal’ political party volunteers … from her own direct experience as a student volunteer in the early days of the minor right wing party (currently running something like 1.7% in the polls).

Fine, emotionally honest writing like this deserves a link … The Psychology Of The Polls

image: melanieflower.blogspot.com/ (click)

Skip then to the first poll results when ACT was launched still under Brand Douglas. I recall them quite vividly. Not for the numbers, as rather like the pain of one’s own birth, [the] human condition lets us forget such agony, but for the process of the team huddle around the television set, political veterans nervously excited about seeing the fruits of their hours of endeavour into the only thing that matters in politics – the polls.

The polls came out and being in the room when they did was akin to that of a level 100 times worse than being stuck wearing an All Blacks jersey when the All Blacks choke out of a World Cup.

I write of this experience with no fond memories. I write of it today to show the depth of despair that the Labour Party members, supporters and volunteers will be feeling after yet another week of poll shockers. I can feel their pain. …

I have been a volunteer for a Party that is at 1% in polls so I know just how gut-spewingly demoralizing it can be. Labour will never be at 1% in the polls, but it is one of the two major parties and is hemorrhaging support currently such that right now it is their equivalent of. Labour are tribal volunteers and the best and most loyal ACT members and volunteers were former Labour members. Unlike prissy National ones who only were really interested in supporting the Party when it is perceived to be “winning”, Labour are used to getting dirty and in amongst it walking the streets and Unions for support. …

Worth a read.

– P

Conservatives have more fun. Eh, what? THOSE conservatives?

Oh, really? Detail from a photo at Sarah Palin rally today (pic by Dave Weigel - click)

Photo by Dave Weigel, last mentioned at ThePaepae.com when he resigned from The Washington Post after being exposed as having opinions (gasp!), see: Do your opinions invalidate your reporting?. Weigel now writes at Slate with today’s piece Sarah Palin’s Big Day Out.

That sugared John Le Carré-style honey trap (‘Conservatives Have More Fun!’) is kinda undermined by the regulation cargo pants (and is that David Farrar in the background, on the left(!) also in cargo pants, with his back to us? Neh!)

Anyway, there IS a new Conservative Party here in New Zealand, founded by the [by all reports] carefree and fun-loving Colin Craig, who is standing against ‘awful‘ ACT/National retread John Banks in Epsom. UPDATE: as a candidate in the Rodney electorate. See Dom Post.

Newly-formed Conservative Party of NZ is standing Colin Craig (above) in Epsom (click)

I wonder if Colin Craig will adopt this ‘Conservatives have more fun‘ sloganeering from the US, in fine The Hollow Men tradition. (Oh, hang on, that didn’t work out quite so well for Don Brash …)

Apparently, just to prove the (NZ) Conservative Party promises oodles of fun for the whole family, you can start with this neato quiz: ‘How Conservative Are You?’ (Oh boy! You know I’ve always wondered about that.)


Time is a precious thing and of course not everyone is going to be a conservative voter. So for the benefit of all readers here is a checklist of key principles and policies. You might like to check the boxes provided as you go and score your “conservative total” at the bottom.

Go on. You know you want to find out ... (click)

To paraphrase Nathan Hale, I only regret that I have but one vote to cast for my government.
Oh, hang on, MMP — two votes. Nice.

– P