Reverse product placement? Or hoax?

If this Associated Press report is true (that’s a big IF. It reeks of a publicity stunt) then: HILARIOUS!!  Stigma fallout! (Adidas, get your best PR team on this right away.)

Top: Abercrombie & Fitch publicity, Bottom: Mike Sorrentino attends LA party, pic Jason Merritt/Getty Images (via Chicago Tribune - click)

Abercrombie & Fitch is offering to pay Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and his fellow Jersey Shore cast members so they’ll stop wearing the brand on the show.

“We are deeply concerned that Mr. Sorrentino’s association with our brand could cause significant damage to our image. We understand that the show is for entertainment purposes, but believe this association is contrary to the aspirational nature of our brand, and may be distressing to many of our fans,“ an Abercrombie & Fitch spokesperson said in a statement. “We have also extended this offer to other members of the cast, and are urgently waiting a response.”

In a follow up, the Chicago Tribunereports‘: Abercrombie stock drops 5% after ‘Jersey Shore’ dis.

Hmmm.

Colour me skeptical.

– P

Undone by the paper trail (News International’s latest woes)

image: advantage-companies.com (click)

There’s always a paper trail — and it can come back to bite you at most inconvenient times, as the Murdochs are finding out.

Convicted phone hacker, former New of the World royal correspondent Clive Goodman’s 2007 letter in protest at his sacking by News International following his conviction is a case in point. The letter (released overnight by the British parliamentary committee investigating the phone hacking scandal) is a harbinger of serious credibility problems for already discredited News International and its masters.

Goodman was suspended on pay during his trial, his legal bills were paid by News International, and, according to his letter, he was also promised ‘a job at the newspaper if I did not implicate the paper or any of its staff in my mitigation plea’.

Like a good mafiosi, Goodman kept that promise … indeed, the cover-up appears to have worked very well … but in his letter to NI bosses protesting at his dismissal, he (inadvertently? hmmm) delivers a kind of smoking gun, alleging:

‘This practice [phone-hacking] was widely discussed in the daily editorial conference until explicit reference to it was banned by the Editor [Andy Coulson]. As far as I am aware no other member of staff has faced disciplinary action, much less dismissal.’

Almost makes you feel sorry for the reptilian Mr Goodman, doesn’t it? Where’s the honour among thieves?

It’s also showing up what one could reasonably call a lack of forthrightness and trustworthiness of the News International corporation. As The Guardian‘s now-legendary Nick Davies reports:

Two versions of his letter were provided to the committee. One which was supplied by Harbottle & Lewis has been redacted to remove the names of journalists, at the request of police. The other, which was supplied by News International, has been redacted to remove not only the names but also all references to hacking being discussed in Coulson’s editorial meetings and to Coulson’s offer to keep Goodman on staff if he agreed not to implicate the paper.

Oops. It’s hard to see James Murdoch surviving the scandal unscathed. Some, including Andrew Hill at the Financial Times are (rightly) drawing parallels to the charges against Enron’s directors: ‘wilful ignorance‘. Whatever the criminal outcome, misleading Parliament is not a good look — and raises again the issue of whether News International is a ‘fit and proper person’ (firm) to run news media organization … in ANY country. Surely.

There’s a lot of water to pass under the bridge yet, and wave after wave of expensive lawyers will no doubt be unleashed and depleted on the shores of the committee (and Police) inquiries. But methinks something’s rotten in the state of Murdoch.

– P

Setting the news agenda … without news

TVNZ news 'leads the news' with this non-news. But what was their choice? (All words added.)

You’ve probably heard the old saying, ‘If you owe the bank a thousand dollars, you have a problem. But if you owe the bank a million dollars the bank’s got a problem!’ OK, so, scale the numbers up for inflation, but you get the picture.

It’s a bit like that with news organisations and the set-piece that is a political party conference. I’ve covered enough of these as a reporter to recognise the soporific nature of last weekend’s National Party conference from a thousand paces.

Let me offer this ‘umble revision of the ‘bank statement’: If you’re a journalist covering a political party conference and there’s no blood-letting, leadership spill, scandal or other ‘fireworks’ — and no meaningful policy announcement, you’ve got a problem.

The problem? Your masters will have reserved ‘space’ in the bulletin/paper/medium for ‘Rumplestiltskin reports from the conference’-type coverage, whether there’s actually any ‘news’ or not. You/they’ve got to fill that reserved space with something.

So, in this case, National’s (let’s face it) pretty vacuous-but-sends-the-right-signals-to-National-supporters spin FILLED the news for a while. (“You can fool some of the people all of the time … etc.”)

Later, when the competitive jungle fever has worn off, the media indulges in analysis and a rendering down of the so-called ‘policy’ (ahem) like this — NZ Herald Editorial: Job creation lacking in PM’s policy. (An article worth a read if you care, whether or not you agree with all of it.)

But, of course, elections aren’t won or lost relying on the views and opinions of those who read newspaper editorials. The mass-media/first impression coverage (‘the sugar rush’, I call it) is often all that matters. Hello? That’s what the spin doctors count on — and all too often they get it.

As my old workmate John Pagani, commenting on the NZ Herald‘s editorial, said rather well, I thought:

The remarkable thing about that announcement on the weekend was the cynicism of the misdirection – it had nothing at all for jobs, despite a youth unemployment crisis. You can tell strategists spent weeks sitting around trying to find something that would fit the polling demand to ‘crack down on welfare’ without actually trying anything. Ups to them – they did come up with something that fits the all shine, no substance parameter perfectly.

Is John’s comment cynical? Or realistic. You decide.

– P

Huffington Post ‘design competition’ backfires

If you want a laugh, take a look at how Huffington Post’s Tom Sawyer-like approach to getting a logo design for its politics pages — for nothing but a credit — went down. For the business accused of Unjust enrichment (even facing a lawsuit by bloggers who felt they were exploited by Huffington) to cast around for free design services within just a few month of the sale of their souls um website to AOL for $315million was, let’s face it, bound to be seen as tacky.

For the next week or so, we’ll be accepting your proposed designs for a new HuffPost Politics logo. Once we have a good group together, we’ll put them all up for a vote, which will inform the final pick. If yours wins, your icon will be used to represent this channel all over the interwebs — with credit to you, of course.

Some of the comments are brilliant, and some of the designs (cough) ‘submitted’ were funny… One excellent comment from James Beardmore

James Beardmore makes a good point (source: http://dribbble.com - click)

Oops, later Huffington Post made this wounded addition to the original post adds this …

UPDATE, August 15: We asked fans of HuffPost Politics to submit suggestions for social media icon designs as a fun way of enabling them to express their passion for politics — and for HuffPost. As readers of our site know, we frequently engage our community with requests for feedback and suggestions. So while AOL Huffington Post Media Group employs an in-house team of more than 30 talented designers, we felt this would be a lighthearted way to encourage HuffPost Politics users to express another side of their talents.

Oh, it was meant to be lighthearted. Gee, that’s not how the ‘community’ took it, huh? Funny, that.

Pat Doran‘s entry via Twitter:

– P

Reading between the lines

These aren’t exactly the actions of an ally, now are they?:

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(from the Financial Times)

“The US now has information that Pakistan, particularly the ISI, gave access to the Chinese military to the downed helicopter in Abbottabad,” said one person in intelligence circles, referring to the Pakistani spy agency. The Chinese engineers were allowed to survey the wreckage and take photographs of it, as well as take samples of the special “stealth” skin that allowed the American team to enter Pakistan undetected by radar, he said.
President Barack Obama’s national security council had been discussing this incident and trying to decide how to respond. A senior official said the situation “doesn’t make us happy”, but that the administration had little recourse.

Kinda sorta an indicator that Pakistan wasn’t all that happy about the ‘unauthorised’ US incursion into the country to kill Osama bin Laden. … they’ve let Chinese engineers take samples of the Black Hawk stealth helicopter which crashed during the mission.

Three golden rules of crisis management

There’s a worthwhile story How the jersey row unravelled a brand in the NZ Herald today about the ‘furore’ engulfing Adidas prompted by over-pricing the All Blacks souvenir/supporters’ jersey to New Zealanders. Dumb actions (like pressuring online retailers to ban sales to NZ @!#**!) and untruthful/implausible statements from  Adidas executives only made things worse, as Geoff Cumming reports:

Feedback: a defaced adidas poster on Karangahape Rd. (Pic: Dean Purcell, NZ Herald)

This was meant to be harvest time for adidas – time to reap the rewards for putting big money into the world’s biggest rugby team as the land where rugby rules hosts the biggest event in the sport.
“This is them taking advantage of all the stuff they’ve done up till now,” says marketing lecturer Phil Osborne of Otago University. “It’s almost like they’ve poisoned the crop at the last minute.”

… After the price gap was exposed, their response only made things worse. They ignored three golden rules of crisis management: apologise at the outset, give a plausible explanation and promise to put things right.

When I consider a number of disputes I have been involved in, or observed from the periphery, those three steps (“apologise at the outset, give a plausible explanation and promise to put things right”) would have short-circuited them, if not completely resolved them.

That’s a nice summary of damage control, which Adidas didn’t do well — even with the most visceral of feedback: defaced posters and members of the public abusing staff driving Adidas-branded cars, as the Herald also reports.

Breaking News and Opinion on The Huffington Post

Yeah? No kidding.

Wow. What an extraordinary development. I'm shocked.

Inside Look: Bristol Palin’s Reality Show Is Not Very Real

And yet the page title says “Breaking News and Opinion on The Huffington Post”. Crikey.

Tragic.

– P

 

Gizmodo displays its journalism skills once more

Gizmodo says 'Fortunately, nobody from our team is being charged.' That's a matter of opinion.

News is that Gizmodo, who reportedly paid the finder of the lost/stolen iPhone4 prototype $5,000 for umm, ‘exclusive access‘ to the device (cough, — so they could photograph it and dismantle it and plaster images of it on the web) won’t be prosecuted for those activities.

 

District Attorney Announces Filing Decision on Misappropriation of iPhone
The San Mateo County District Attorney’s Office has filed misdemeanor charges against two individuals for the misappropriation of an iPhone 4 prototype that was lost by an Apple employee and subsequently recovered in a Redwood City establishment by the defendants on March 25, 2010.
Brian Hogan, 22, of Redwood City was charged with one count of misappropriation of lost property, and Sage Wallower, 28, of Emeryville, was charged with misappropriation of lost property, and possession of stolen property. Their arraignment is scheduled for Thursday, August 25, 2011 at 9:00 in Redwood City. After a consideration of all of the evidence, it was determined that no charges would be filed against employees of Gizmodo.

OK, so church goer Brian Hogan who, instead of picking up the phone and handing it in to the management of the bar where he ‘found it’, took it home and sold it to Gizmodo — oops, sorry, he sold ‘exclusive access‘ to Gizmodo — will face charges. But the by-my-definition ‘receiver of the stolen property’ (Gizmodo), won’t. Hmmm.

Prosecutors no doubt weigh their cases and make decisions about such things. Fair enough.

Watch Gizmodo’s spin as they extrude that decision just a little bit past the point of credibility with this ‘official statement’ from parent Gawker media:

We are pleased that the District Attorney of San Mateo County, Steven Wagstaffe, has decided, upon review of all of the evidence, that no crime was committed by the Gizmodo team in relation to its reporting on the iPhone 4 prototype last year. While we have always believed that we were acting fully within the law, it has inevitably been stressful for the editor concerned, Jason Chen, and we are glad that we can finally put this matter behind us.

Gee, it’s like, gone from “… it was determined that no charges would be filed employees of Gizmodo” to “no crime was committed by the Gizmodo team” … That’s NOT QUITE the same thing, really, is it?

As for ‘put this matter behind us’. Yeah, sure. Uh huh. Let us know how that’s working out for you, … especially since Brian Chen’s blackmail note in response to Apple’s request for their property to be returned is on the record all over the web: Continue reading →

Ironic juxtaposition

I’m doing research for an upcoming project and spotted this rather striking juxtaposition of the front and back covers of NZ INVESTOR mag — May 2010 edition.

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See the wee picture of Sandy Maier on the cover? It’s illustrating an article:

Corporate fix-it man Sandy Maier is making sweeping changes at South Canterbury Finance …

They say a new broom sweeps clean and corporate recovery specialist Sandy Maier has already made significant changes to South Canterbury Finance since his appointment in December 2009…

Oh dear. Seems like yesterday. Oh, if we ‘knew’ then what ‘know’ now.* (Or even in September 2010.)

As JFK said after the failed Bay of Pigs invasion: “Victory has a thousand fathers but defeat is an orphan.”

How true.

– P

* The government stepped in to freeze operations a month later, 20 June 2010 and the rest, as they say, is history:
Govt pays $1.7bn to Sth Canterbury Finance

Political neutrality of the SIS – er, FAIL

SIS - legislatively bound to serve the country — not just the government of the day

4  AA Political neutrality of New Zealand Security Intelligence Service

(1) The Director must take all reasonable steps to ensure that—

  • (a) the activities of the Security Intelligence Service are limited to those that are relevant to the discharge of its functions:
  • (b) the Security Intelligence Service is kept free from any influence or consideration that is not relevant to its functions:
  • (c) the Security Intelligence Service does not take any action for the purpose of furthering or harming the interests of any political party.

(2) The Minister may not direct the Security Intelligence Service to institute the surveillance of any person or entity or any class of person or entity within New Zealand.

(3) The Director must consult regularly with the Leader of the Opposition for the purpose of keeping him or her informed about matters relating to security.

(4) Subsection (2) prevails over section 4(1).

Section 4AA was inserted, as from 1 September 1999, by section 4 New Zealand Security Intelligence Service Amendment (No 2) Act 1999 (1999 No 91).

http://www.legislation.govt.nz/act/public/1969/0024/latest/DLM391813.html

SIS boss’s slow resignation letter + Slater says enuf!

Boxers and despised punching bags. Top: bureaucrat/spymaster Warren Tucker, and his prey Phil Goff. Bottom: Right wing blogger and his left wing counterpart Martyn Bradbury. (Pic sources: TVNZ, whaleoil.co.nz, tumeke.blogspot.com Digital manipulation by Peter Aranyi)

Media wannabe Martyn ‘bomber’ Bradbury, twisting on the spit of his own sour double-mindedness appeared yesterday to pour scorn and contempt on his Right wing foil, blogger Cameron Slater:

” … to think that the SIS would hand papers like that over to Slater of all people is unbelievable.”

and

“It is an incredible thing to watch, information as sensitive as this being handed out to the gutter (sorry Cam, but come on, you are that pet crocodile thrown into the sewer of the gutter), WTF are the SIS thinking? “

Really? Why the vitriol? From where I sit, it seems Bradbury’s near constant abuse of his (UPDATE: until now) regular guest commentator is fueled by an oily blend of ideology, frustration and professional jealousy. (On the other hand, it could be man love.)

Are some citizens more equal that others, Martyn?

ANY citizen can submit an Official Information Act request. Including Cameron Slater. Does Martyn Bradbury expect us to accept his fetid implication that Slater (‘of all people’, ‘pet crocodile thrown into the sewer’) should be discriminated against or somehow debarred from using the OIA? That’s a slippery slope.

Should people with whom Martyn disagrees receive second-class treatment from government agencies? Follow his tortured logic and it seems that is his call — which is consistent with his previous anti-democratic statements advocating the exclusion of Cathy Odgers from potential candidate selection for ACT and former white supremacist Alex Fogerty (and anyone like him) from even taking part in NZ political debate! That way leads to gulags, as I said before.

Judging by appearances, Martyn Bradbury has an issue with accepting dissenting voices. That’s an unfortunate trait for someone whose ambition appears to be to one day grow up to be a real life ‘media commentator’ that people actually listen to.

While it’s common for the Official Information Act to be utilised by journalists and others in the ‘media’, it is a law designed to enable citizens to hold their government machinery accountable.

That (despite Martyn Bradbury’s and others’ hallucination/fear/loathing) is all ‘Citizen’ Slater did. That he was first off the mark, and cannily couched his request in deliberately limited terms that seemed likely to him to get a quick result (i.e. limited to papers that were probably already on the recently-smeared SIS director’s desk) just makes him an effective inquirer.

Broad OIA requests (fishing expeditions) require more bureaucratic ‘processing time’, as anyone accustomed to dealing with government agencies knows. Bradbury and others’ agitated mis-statement of the facts (e.g. describing the SIS as ‘leaking’ info to Slater) just further corrodes their credibility and, forgive me, makes them look like uninformed plonkers.

Actions of the SIS — Tucker wants to go home?

On the other, political, question: Should SIS boss Tucker have ‘expedited’ Slater’s OIA request: Duh. What was his alternative? Delay? Sit on the request? Obfuscate? (i.e. Standard operating procedure.) Would that have been ‘better’?

I’ve been told that Tucker presaged his ‘notice’ to the Prime Minister and Mr Goff of his intention to grant Slater’s OIA request by seeking Crown Law Office advice about his options. So Goff’s (reported) ‘objection’ to the release was met with words to the effect of: “Crown Law says we have to comply with the OIA and supply redacted documents.” Bureaucrat snooker.

A quick survey: Do you think Mr Tucker, faced with his integrity being used as a political football, was (a) more inclined or (b) less inclined to shield Mr Goff from any legally-compliant release that appeared to contradict Mr Goff’s assertions against him? Gee, let me think.

Better question: Do you think a career public servant like Tucker appreciates a politician making him out to be, let’s not mince words, a liar? No. (But what if it’s true?)

I studied bureaucracy at Victoria (majored in Politics and studied Public Power and Administrative Behaviour at Vic under Bob Gregory) and let me tell you this: Politicians and public servants have a prickly relationship at the best of times. A politician who publicly attacks a member of the civil service is making enemies he really can’t afford to make. They will find a way to hurt him. Members of both parties fall into this trap. This spat between Tucker and Goff can be seen as an example of bureaucratic whiplash.

Some have made the point, rationally, that these events harbour the ‘politicisation’ of the Security Intelligence Service.

I’m not so sure it is political. I think it’s personal. Tucker’s (reported) actions of ‘soliciting’ OIA requests from media (if true) … and then by-anyone’s-standards clearly fast-tracking a response to the first OIA request to right wing/National Party blogger Cameron Slater can be seen as personally vindictive. I think he was trying to defend his reputation from political attack. Has he overstepped the mark? Yes, I think so.

In my view Tucker should have sucked it up and maintained a professional silence. Is that a challenge? Yes. Don’t like it, Mr Tucker? Resign. Leave the politicians like John Key and Bill English to malign Phil Goff as they have done, effectively calling the Leader of the Opposition a liar and publicly, repeatedly, questioning his integrity. Their disrespect for Goff is unquestionably, transparently political. The more they (and the likes of Cameron Slater) pile on kicking Phil Goff … the less plausible Goff’s so-called ‘sins’ and [alleged] faults seem.

A head of department’s first role is to protect their minister. That’s the politcal reality that Tucker seems to have forgotten, or has put aside in (a) petulance, or (b) embarrassed guilt. (Don’t forget to consider the unfashionable possibility that Phil Goff might be right.)

Tucker’s role as head of department obliges him to protect his masters — in the first instance the PM … but, being the SIS, the position of Director is unique in that he is also by convention accountable to the Leader of the Opposition — thus the requirement in this case for him to brief the Labour leader. If he tripped up, he’s only made things worse.

Tucker has demonstrated a lack of deference to one of his bosses. He has shown himself willing to be a loose cannon, and insubordinate. I can’t be the only one thinking perhaps he’s not cut out for the job. The political reality of the public service will not long tolerate such untrustworthiness and rebellion. There’s no room for cowboys in the top civil service, even if they are fighting for the survival/relevance of their patch.

Time to put Tucker out to pasture? Yeah, I think so. His actions are, effectively, notice that he’s had enough and wants to retire. OK.

– P

UPDATE: As I was writing this, Cameron Slater has just blogged that he’s had a gutsful of Martyn Bradbury’s appalling disrespect and will decline further invitations to be drenched in his spittle. Good call, if you ask me.

Makes you think

The Guardian's Martin Rowson (click)

From The Guardian: Martin Rowson on the final crisis of capitalism
European and North American stock markets are at their most volatile since the 2008 collapse of Lehman Brothers.

We had a GFC film festival at our house over the weekend watching Michael Moore’s Capitalism: a Love Story and the Academy Award winning documentary Inside Job. If you haven’t seen Inside Job, see it. Really. It will leave you speechless.

Wow, both films left me with a sour haze only slightly lifted by the All Blacks Bledisloe Cup win over the Wallabies (30-14).

In the context of the fake debt ceiling ‘crisis’ and the S&P ‘downgrading’, these films look prescient. They expose and condemn the same old faces and political system they run — even though some key players ‘declined to be interviewed for this film’. Ghastly.

I have to say, it really does look like the US political system works for Wall Street, and, in the same way the US economy has bankrupted itself to fund arms manufacturers, the system also seems to bend over backwards to pander to the big banks, with self-interested bankers slipped into regulatory offices with an apparent agenda to dismantle the watchdogs.

Larry Summers. What can I say? Yuck. These guys give a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘public service’. Please.

– P

A business model to die for …

In the finest tradition of ‘wealth transfer’, here’s the end of the line for those who subsidized the debt-gorged Private Equity Partners ‘foray’ into book retailing.

REDgroup: A ‘company’ (harrump!) conceived, badly-operated and then run into the ground by Australian accountants, taking with it a dollop of cash, milked by the ‘administrators’ then buried in a pauper’s grave.

Question: How did the NZ operation ‘debt’ (NZ population 4M) end up being comparable to the Australian operation (Australia population: 20M)? Gee, do you think it’s possible money was being siphoned off to Aussie, perchance, and debt accumulated here? What a concept!

Now, NZ publishers and distributers, and other unsecured (cough) ‘creditors’ depending on their contracts, have been left wearing 3c in the dollar, according to the NZ Herald. It’s a different picture for ‘secured creditor’ PEP, huh?

I wonder how many businesses are racing to get into bed with any PEP entity now. Probably not many.

Browser choice and IQ

What a hoot reading the different ways a ‘study’ ‘finding’ that browser choice has been correlated to IQ has been (cough) ‘reported’…

People with higher IQ are shunning Internet Explorer: study

IE Users Have Lower IQ Than Users of Other Web Browsers [STUDY]

Internet Explorer Users are More Stupid Than Others: Study

Internet Explorer Users Are Dumber Than Chrome and Opera Users

It’s Official: IE Users Have a Lower IQ! » SitePoint

Jeez, one-eyed, anyone?

Of course, we can’t run IE on our Macs*, no matter how ‘dumb’ we are…

– P

* I try to avoid running Microsoft anything, although recently had an extremely good experience (I mean it) using a MS’s Remote Desktop Connection software to log in to a (ahem) remote desktop — it ‘just worked’.

UPDATE:

4 Aug, (Not a) Surprise! The ‘study’ was a hoax, complete with bogus research firm, according to the sucked-in BBC …

A number of media organisations, including the BBC, reported on the research, put out by Canadian firm ApTiquant.
It later emerged that the company’s website was only recently set up and staff images were copied from a legitimate business in Paris.

Someone’s got a sense of humour!

Tea Party leading the world off the cliff – The Economist

From The Economist KAL (click)