Why I’m leaving …

Here’s a sensational way to resign from your job … which became an instant internet meme.

Click to read the original letter at the NY Times

Followed (very quickly) by a wonderful spoof…

Click to read a brilliant spoof at The Daily Mash

There’s no saying how much Greg Smith’s resignation-in-the-round was influenced by the very serious ‘Why I left Google’ blog post by James Whittaker … who’s gone to work for Microsoft (!)

Wow.

– P

Gross. In the eye of the beholder?

“Mum? That’s gross how you still …”

The other three of us in the kitchen this morning waited (with bated breath) to hear how my 11 year old was going to finish his sentence.

“… keep those locks of our hair, isn’t it?”

We laughed.
Whew.

– P

Garner: “@whaleoil lies again.” Surprise me.

Cameron Slater, of course, will be delighting in any consternation and outrage (read: attention) his agitprop provokes. Mission accomplished.

As I have noted before, blogger Cameron Slater has ‘truthfulness and accuracy’ issues in my view. (Balance, obviously, one has learned not to expect from a partisan attack poodle like him.)

Here’s TV3 Political editor Duncan Garner’s response to what he clearly sees as Cameron Slater’s disinformation about the source of video footage of a 2008 John Key speech screened on 3News last night (see: Labour: Key promised no job cuts, asset sales in 2008 speech – Video – 3News)

As I said, any such criticism is rich ego food for the needy attention-seeker. Nevertheless, let me say this:

As a mouthpiece (Paid? Voluntary? It doesn’t matter) for the ratepayer-owned Auckland port company — which dubiously leaked details of an employee’s personnel records in an effort to discredit a critic — Cameron has again mashed together his customary nasty, hyperbolic political tribalism (‘union thugs’, ‘liars’, etc) and polished the resultant turd by hosting/approving (or authoring?) some truly awful bigoted and racist bile in his blog’s trenchant comment stream. [e.g. ‘dumb coons’, ‘porch monkey’.]

It’s only going to get worse, I suspect. The well-groomed chairman of the Port company Richard Pearson must have, I guess, approved his PR ‘strategists’ weaponising of Port of Auckland personnel information.

Feeding material to football hooligans partisan bloggers like Cameron Slater, or the business class model Cathy Odgers, may bring a short term PR payoff. But Mr Pearson could perhaps consider the old saying, ‘Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas’.

Or maybe Richard Pearson (who batted away Auckland mayor Len Brown’s offer of mediation as “too late”) should run for mayor himself?

Maybe he already is.

– P

See also: Stalker Cameron Slater: new year, same bullsh*t

Fixation

NY Times columnist Maureen Dowd quotes Hilary Clinton posing a really good question about an aspect of conservative ‘moral’ fixation…

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Photo from @DebErupts on Twitter (click)

Hillary Clinton has fought for women’s rights around the world. But who would have dreamed that she would have to fight for them at home?

“Why extremists always focus on women remains a mystery to me,” she told an adoring crowd at the Women in the World Summit at Lincoln Center on Saturday. “But they all seem to. It doesn’t matter what country they’re in or what religion they claim. They want to control women. They want to control how we dress. They want to control how we act. They even want to control the decisions we make about our own health and bodies.

“Yes,” she continued to applause, “it is hard to believe that even here at home, we have to stand up for women’s rights and reject efforts to marginalize any one of us, because America needs to set an example for the entire world.” …

Dowd makes a case for a Hilary Clinton candidacy for US president in 2016.

Wow.

– P

Proof!

Time lapse

Sunrise from my kitchen window this morning.

Video using iLapse app for iPhone.

Thanks to Photographer Paul Le Comte @five15design

Peters walks way from constitutional review (RNZ News)

NZ First opts out of constitutional review

New Zealand First is refusing to take part in the Government’s constitutional review.
The review is looking into matters such as the size of Parliament, Maori representation, the role of the Treaty of Waitangi and whether New Zealand needs a written constitution.
But New Zealand First leader Winston Peters says it is sham designed to sneak the principles of the Treaty of Waitangi into all laws.
He says the constitutional review is a political stunt from the National and Maori parties, and is not designed to give people more say in the country’s democracy.
Mr Peters says New Zealand First has declined an invitation to nominate a party member to take part in the review, which is due to report back to the Government by the end of 2013. — Radio NZ News

This represents New Zealand First policy, as enunciated at Kelston during the General Election campaign.

I guess the question is: does a NZ First ‘ boycott’ invalidate the process fatally? I don’t think so…

-P

Allegations without credibility

I heard New Zealand Cricket Players’ Association boss Heath Mills describe the allegations of (un-named) Kiwi cricketers being involved in match-fixing as not credible “whatsoever”.

“These are unsubstantiated claims from people of ill repute — known criminals…”

Reminds me of some bloggers.

-P

Pop will never die – Cher Lloyd

Remember Cher Lloyd? The 2010 X-factor UK contestant I liked? (last mentioned here) … Well, here’s her just-released song Want U Back

Manufactured pop, likeable, with hooks in the chorus. Lyrically, it’s shades of April Lavigne’s (I don’t like your) Girlfriend And why not? Pop based on teenage angst will never die. Good stuff.
Good luck to her. Great to see she’s keeping at it.

– P

Apple looks beyond Google for maps

That ain't Google maps in the new iOs version of iPhoto (click to enlarge)

There’s commentary and discussion about the fact that Apples’ new iPhoto for iOS released this week utilizes mapping services that aren’t directly provided by, ahem, Google.

I remember watching a Tina Fey interview/appearance at the Google complex where she was jeered by the Google-ites for mentioning in response to a question that she used ” …an iPhone, and an iPad …”, leading Eric Schmidt to reprove his staff along the lines of: “Come on, people, we make lots of software for those products…”

The integration of Google maps, etc. on the original iPhone of course dates back to when Schmidt was on Apple’s board. (Industrial espionage, anyone?)

Interesting — but not surprising — that Apple is making a move now to loosen the collaboration. Privacy issues aside, lawsuits and patent disputes aside, it’s extraordinary how long the ‘frenemy’-ship has lasted.

Is web search next? I wonder.

As Geoff Duncan writing at Digital Trends points out, there’s a cost — and a strategy — behind ‘free’…

The price of free

It’s important to note that of all the major digital map-makers, only Google was offering access to its maps for free. Firms like Navteq and TeleNav recoup their investments by sell their mapping services to third parties — Navteq powers Garmin GPS units and Bing Maps, for example; TeleNav sells its own GPS and powers things like MyTouch Ford in-vehicle systems. Google, however, chose to zig instead of zag: It offered its digital mapping services for free to essentially anybody who wanted them. The idea was to make Google’s online mapping service a de facto standard for digital maps on the Web and in mobile devices. Once Google had established a serious presence in the digital mapping marketplace, it would figure out a way to monetize the service.

Apple isn’t afraid to pay license fees when that provides an optimum solution for users (consider integrating Adobe’s PDF into OSX’s printing services — fantastic).

Perhaps they’ve learned to see Google coming?

– P

UPDATE: The comments stream on Geoff Duncan’s post indicates Google maps aren’t free to developers …

Self-awareness is a precious thing

In the spirit of writer Philip K Dick, here’s an examination of sentience … more self-aware than most bloggers?

“I’m a sort of merchandise, is that right?”

via Kara Swisher Allthingsd with thanks. Made me think.

iPad penetration

Whatever Apple announces for today’s (US Time) iteration of the iPad device* (and crucially, when compared to Android, the platform) the penetration of Apple’s tablet is astonishing.

Presidential briefing Jan 2012:

Via John Gruber

* Check it out at TUAW.com: Apple announces third generation iPad starting at [US]$499 (updated)

Poisonous Andrew Breitbart – the attack was everything, the details nothing

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A fitting obituary of Andrew Breitbart from David Frum includes a reference to ‘culture war‘ and how some protagonists fight it: Attack with an INDIFFERENCE to truth and fairness.

… In fact, it’s hard even to use the word “issues” in connection with Andrew Breitbart. He may have used the words “left” and “right,” but it’s hard to imagine what he ever meant by those words. He waged a culture war minus the “culture,” as a pure struggle between personalities. Hence his intense focus on President Obama: only by hating a particular political man could Breitbart bring any order to his fundamentally apolitical emotions.

Because President Obama was black, and because Breitbart believed in using every and any weapon at hand, Breitbart’s politics did inevitably become racially coded. Breitbart’s memory will always be linked to his defamation of Shirley Sherrod and his attempt to make a national scandal out of back payments to black farmers: the story he always called “Pigford” with self-conscious resonance.

Yet it is wrong to see Breitbart as racially motivated. Had Breitbart decided he hated a politician whose ancestors came over on the Mayflower, Breitbart would have been just as delighted to attack that politician with a different set of codes. The attack was everything, the details nothing.

This indifference to detail suffused all of Breitbart’s work, and may indeed be his most important and lasting legacy. Breitbart sometimes got stories right (Anthony Weiner). More often he got them wrong (Sherrod). He did not much care either way. Just as all is fair in a shooting war, so manipulation and deception are legitimate tools in a culture war. Breitbart used those tools without qualm or regret, and he inspired a cohort of young conservative journalists to do likewise.

In time, Andrew Breitbart might have aged into greater self-control and a higher concept of public service. Premature death deprived him of the chance at redemption often sought and sometimes found by people who have done wrong in their lives and work.

And this is where it becomes difficult to honor the Roman injunction to speak no ill of the dead. It’s difficult for me to assess Breitbart’s impact upon American media and American politics as anything other than poisonous. When one of the leading media figures of the day achieves his success by his giddy disdain for truth and fairness—when one of our leading political figures offers to his admirers a politics inflamed by rage and devoid of ideas—how to withhold a profoundly negative judgment on his life and career?
Especially when that career was so representative of his times?

We live in a time of political and media demagoguery unparalleled since the 19th century. Many of our most important public figures have gained their influence and power by inciting and exploiting the ugliest of passions—by manipulating fears and prejudices—by serving up falsehoods as reported truth. In time these figures will one by one die. What are we to say of this cohort, this group, this generation? That their mothers loved them? That their families are bereaved? That their fans admired them and their employees treated generously by them? Public figures are inescapably judged by their public actions. When those public actions are poisonous, the obituary cannot be pleasant reading.

Frum’s diagnosis of the malady: “Just as all is fair in a shooting war, so manipulation and deception are legitimate tools in a culture war” reminds me of the thought I tried to express here (Be careful what you believe) about political animals demonising their ‘opponents’ as engaging in such underhanded tactics that, in their minds, it justifies their own underhanded tactics …

… Right Wing spin doctors and bloggers/activists/schemers […] have convinced themselves that their Left Wing ‘opponents’ are waging a dirty, unprincipled propaganda war and will stoop to virtually any sleazy strategy to gain influence or advantage. So strongly do they, as a group, hold this belief that they (the Right-wing cabal) feel they are therefore completely justified in waging a dirty, unprincipled propaganda war and to stoop to virtually any sleazy strategy to gain influence or advantage. I bet some on ‘the Left’ think exactly the same way.

Breitbart was a toxic influence in my view — not just because he wanted to ‘tear down the old media guard‘ but because he wasn’t truthful.

But then, I can just hear him saying ‘FFS, I’m not a journalist.’

– P

Connected.

A nice article by Om Malik ’bout technology bringing connection.

Apple is about to introduce a new iPad. Good — for I need to buy a new one. I left my old one with my mother. When visiting my folks in India, I decided to leave my Macbook Air at home — I didn’t want to write and just wanted to spend some quality time with the family. Instead, I carried my iPad 2. (I don’t leave home without it.)

When at home, I did a FaceTime call with my siblings who also live overseas. I handed over the iPad to my mom. She had this look of amazement, one of pure unadulterated joy as she chatted with her grandson.

Being a broadband nerd who cannot stop thinking and talking about the need for speed and connectivity, I felt this moment captured essentially what I, and by extension GigaOM, am all about — connectedness and the change it brings. For once, the technology didn’t matter. …

 

 

Applying Banksy to election advertising

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This, [allegedly] from brilliant UK street artist Banksy, made me think.

The sentiment (“any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, rearrange and reuse.” … “They have rearranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.“) … is, in conflict with the Law, including the electoral act, I guess.

Remember the campaigns of “defacing” electoral hoardings that were such a part of the 2011 election? The highest profile was a sticker campaign targeting National billboards: plastering “The Rich Deserve More”, “Drill it, Mine it, Sell it” slogans on the hoardings with stickers designed to look like part of the campaign.

There were also instances of stickers on hoardings that altered a Labour candidate’s slogans to “Working Hard for Cock” Or “Working Hard for Men” on Labour hoardings.

But the point Banksy makes — that advertising billboards and placards interrupt our world without our permission; therefore, why shouldn’t we have the right to ‘use’ or ‘rearrange’ them to make statements of our own — is worth considering.

Believe me, I’m sympathetic to the argument ‘Our volunteers put a lot of effort into erecting those political billboards and producing them cost a lot of money’. (For many years I had an illuminated sign outside my business premises which was routinely vandalised — never in a clever or remotely artistic way.) Cheap vandalism like smashing poltical advertising hoardings, spray bombing them, setting fire to them or daubing/scratching swastikas or nasty slogans into them is crap.

But aside from such vandalism, what’s to stop a citizen appropriating someone’s signage (including mine or some other advertiser’s) to make their own political or artistic statement?

I remember John Banks supporter Cameron Slater frothing at the mouth about an underground (i.e. not ‘authorised’ by a political party) and short-lived plastering of green post-it notes on a John Banks hoarding. The partisan blogger emoted tribal outrage at the horror of lawlessness (having previously hooted about a Labour candidate’s ‘cock’ slogan as ‘funny campaign graffiti’) and nonsensically attempted to smear the Green Party … without any apparent foundation, which I criticized at the time.

Given the artist Banksy’s manifesto on appropriating advertising messages in ‘public space’ outlined above, I’m starting to see a different aspect of this.

The ACT Party’s ‘Vote for John Banks’ hoarding was in a public space (albeit on a presumably hired trailer parked in presumably rented space at the edge of a presumably privately-owned used car yard in Market Road).

Was it a fair ‘target’ for a minor and very temporary ‘defacement’ by a citizen who wanted to use it as a platform for their election season advocacy and statements? Whoever they were, it would be a stretch to describe their short-lived, low-impact (see photo) gesture as vandalism, in my view.

What about the more orchestrated ‘The Rich Deserve More’ stickers? Same principle, but the scale of the campaign, the permanence of the defacement, the damage to the National hoardings when the stickers were removed make me see it somewhat differently. Banksy may see no difference.

How do you see it?

– P

Updated with pix and quote.

People are taking the piss out of you everyday (sic). They butt into your life, take a cheap shot at you and then disappear. They leer at you from tall buildings and make you feel small. They make flippant comments from buses that imply you’re not sexy enough and that all the fun is happening somewhere else. They are on TV making your girlfriend feel inadequate. They have access to the most sophisticated technology the world has ever seen and they bully you with it. They are The Advertisers and they are laughing at you.

You, however, are forbidden to touch them. Trademarks, intellectual property rights and copyright law mean advertisers can say what they like wherever they like with total impunity.

Fuck that. Any advert in a public space that gives you no choice whether you see it or not is yours. It’s yours to take, re-arrange and re-use. You can do whatever you like with it. Asking for permission is like asking to keep a rock someone just threw at your head.

You owe the companies nothing. Less than nothing, you especially don’t owe them any courtesy. They owe you. They have re-arranged the world to put themselves in front of you. They never asked for your permission, don’t even start asking for theirs.

– Banksy