Aaron Gilmore ‘Who’s the dickhead?’ awards

National list MP Aaron Gilmore’s arrogance demeans all MPs.

People get drunk and obnoxious, some every weekend. But thrusting your freshly-printed Parliamentary business card in the face of a waiter who has judged you to be too intoxicated for continued wine service, then proving it by threatening the have the Prime Minister’s Office (!) terminate the “dickhead” waiter’s employment — that’s a special level of dickheadedeness.*

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Still, the affair has provoked some fun in the media. My nominations for the inaugural Aaron Gilmore ‘Who’s the dickhead?’ awards are as follows :

Best headline: Andrea Vance DomPost:

PM facing calls to deal to sleazy MP

(Sadly muted in the online version to PM facing calls to deal to MP)

Best opening line: Matthew Hooton, NBR Why Aaron Gilmore should resign, but won’t

“I am the last person to criticise someone for getting rolling drunk. …”

Most revealing open mockery: Rebecca Wright Campbell Live Inside the mind of Aaron Gilmore

Most succinct analysis: Colin Espiner, Stuff.co.nz:
‘Happy’ Gilmore’s political career likely to be brief

“The trouble for National is that Gilmore has played up to exactly the sort of born-to-rule Tory, I’m-more-important-than-you stereotype that John Key has worked so hard to dismantle. What makes it even worse is that Gilmore is a political nobody …”

How one lives a public life is a test of character.

FAIL.

– P

PS Other nominations and suggestions welcome in comments.

* Read lawyer Andrew Riches’s extremely plausible account of the evening’s events (PDF)

So, pilots can use iPads during take-off … when can we?

image: macgasm (click)

image: macgasm (click)


I remember posting the news way back in February 2011 that an airline had approved the use of iPads for flight plans (Had to happen: iPad approved for flight plans) then in July ’11, that Airbus offers iPad Electronic Flight Bag solution … but it’s been a long time coming.

Yesterday I caught up with the news American Airlines pilots given green light to use the iPad during take-off.

Which is funny, because last week I talked with an Air NZ pilot who told me our national carrier is still leery of officially using iPads although plenty of pilots use them on the flight deck. He told me something a lot of pilots use iPads for is navigating to the correct terminal gate in big (big!) airports — the built-in GPS helps the co-pilot ‘see’ where the plane is on a virtual map of the airport.

Of course, anyone who’s used a GPS knows they sometimes steer you wrong (like, in my experience, “Turn left now” … Errr, you mean into that paddock???) and sure enough, the pilot I was talking to indicated similar errors occasionally happen to them. And, he said, sometimes the terminal map app (poetry!) loaded in the iPad isn’t the latest version — which of course is even more likely to be a problem with printed maps, huh?

What struck me about the American Airlines announcement was this:

The iPad replaces 40 pound kit bags with over 3,000 pages that include terminal charts and flight manuals that can now be updated digitally. It’s little surprise then that the change is being welcomed on all sides.
“We’ve reduced the single biggest source of pilot injuries, carrying those packs,” said Patrick O’Keeffe, VP of Airline Operations Technology at American during his Tablet Strategy keynote. “And we are now able to save $1 million in fuel costs and stop printing all the page revisions.”

Saving your pilots’ backs, and $1 million dollars in fuel? Wow. Good deal.

Next questions: So if pilots can use their iPads during take-off (actually, during ‘all phases of the flight’) when can we?

– P

Herp Derp. SPELLING, Mr Joyce.

Hey, I’ve published some deeply embarrassing typos in my time (some of them howlers) and I’ve been saved from more by eagle-eyed subs and copy editors, believe me.

But that doesn’t make it less amusing when you see some other plonker miss what always seems so dead obvious after it’s been pointed out:

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Doh!

The fine print at the bottom says: “Authorised by John Key MP, Executive Wing, Parliament Buildings, Molesworth St, Wellington.”
(Just doing my bit to be law-abiding.)

– P

Mourning public figures The Right Way

I stayed out of a spitting contest on Twitter where a couple of imprudently timed tweets by Matthew Hooton anticipating an electoral contest in Parekura Horomia’s seat, now that he’s died, sparked a tide of abuse. (Just shows a spin doctor/PR supremo like Matthew can mis-step, too.)

Hooton_s Horomia tweets

Now, Matthew is perfectly entitled to try to start whatever conversation he likes about whom/whatever he likes, whenever he likes. But Twitter is public, and perhaps he didn’t fully realize the ramifications of that. (Or doesn’t care?) Personally, I think no less of him for those tweets. Matthew wasn’t addressing Mr Horomia’s death. He was talking about something else.

A local comedian whom I quite like, Jeremy Elwood, smacked back at Matthew (who took no further part in the ‘debate’ which followed).
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Elwood’s was one of 18 replies and a twitter-storm flared. As they do. (Still not ‘news’ IMO.) I enjoyed Cathy Odgers’ fairly prompt ‘apology’/explanation on Matthew’s behalf: “Too much food colouring today”.
Cactus apologiese for Hooton
Classic.

Also classic, but in not such a fun way, was how right wing bully boy/National Party proxy Cameron Slater climbed in. Cameron bought a ticket to fully display his febrile tribalism. ‘The left are so sanctimonious’ — is virtually a self-parodying remark, if you possess the self-awareness to perceive it. Which he doesn’t seem to.

Actually, it’s tempting to see everything Cameron does now as an addict’s desperate urge to feed his habit. In his case, the need for clicks. The textspeak abbreviation ‘smh’ (shake my head) applies more and more as I occasionally navigate across to whaleoil.co.nz and witness his slobbering hunger for clicks, even recently posting speculation about a forthcoming iPhone model(!)
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The irresistible urge to rewrite history

I read Glenn Beck’s comments over the weekend that he left Fox News “to save my soul” and thought: Really?

Glenn Beck, ex-Fox News host turned media entrepreneur, said Friday that he left the conservative cable channel in order to save his soul: “If you stay in it too long, you become Norma Desmond,” Beck said in an interview at New York University. “I remember feeling, ‘If you do not leave now, you won’t leave with your soul intact.’”

Here’s a ‘Fox News spokesman’s’ response:

“Glenn Beck wasn’t trying to save his soul, he was trying to save his ass. Advertisers fled his show and even Glenn knows what that means in our industry. Yet, we still tried to give him a soft landing. Guess no good deed goes unpunished.”

Nice.

Via Dylan Byers at Politico

Farewell Parekura Horomia. RIP

(NZ Herald - click)

(NZ Herald – click)

I watched a good tribute to Mr Horomia on Native Affairs last night. I guess it’ll be on their website soon. A shout out to Morgan Godfery who honoured him.

Sincere condolences to Mr Horomia’s whanau and those many who loved him and grieve his passing now.

– P

‘Taniwha’ — Nice use of language, Rudman

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The road monster needs feeding again, oh woe, what will we do? For 50 years, Aucklanders have been trying to pacify this particular taniwha. We’ve criss-crossed the isthmus, with strip after strip of tarmac in his honour. But it’s never enough. Give me more, he growls, or I’ll bring your city to a grinding halt.

from an article by Brian Rudman ‘$59 billion plan enough to give you road rage‘ in today’s NZ Herald.

Roading budget as rapacious supernatural beast. Whether you agree with his arguments or not, Rudman strikes just the right tone: saying it’s time our planners shook free of their fervent religious belief and unceasing-roading-expansion-as=article-of-faith …

We should confess the road taniwha is an over-fed failure and that after 50 years of favouritism, it’s time to look elsewhere for solutions to our transport woes. The obvious alternative is to redirect our favours and priorities and cash towards fast-tracking Auckland’s promised modern integrated public transport system. Spoil it rotten to make up for decades of neglect. But stay within budget.

Yeah.

– P

Matthew Hooton on John Key’s GCSB ‘recall problems’ and repeated failures to ‘come clean’

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(Photo by Greg Bowker NZ Herald – click to read ‘Key hit by Dotcom ‘brain fade’ article 4 Oct 2012)

Interesting discussion on Radio NZ’s political panel with Kathryn Ryan this morning.

I heard it in the car and thought I heard spin doctor Matthew Hooton suggest John Key’s ‘recall problems’ and his trail of repeated failures to ‘come clean’ has seen him lose the trust of the Press Gallery — trust he’d built up over time, like most prime ministers.

“The Prime Minister is now in a situation where the Press Gallery will no longer take his word for things the way they used to.”

“It’s gone,” I heard him say, referring to political reporters even believing the Prime Minister’s ‘very words at press conferences and so forth‘. Matthew Hooton said that breakdown resulted from Mr Key’s progressive revelations (what I called ‘the dance of a thousand veils’) and the fact that he had not actually ‘come clean’ when he said he had.

Listen to the relevant 3’30” clip below. (You can listen to the whole Nine to Noon politics discussion With Hooton and Mike Williams here at Radio NZ’s website.)
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Ad as mini-movie

Nice tone.

– P

Nicky Hager on why John Key’s GCSB scandal just keeps rolling

Nicky Hager's book is available as an e-book (PDF) at his website: nickyhager.info (click)

Nicky Hager’s book is available as an e-book (PDF) at his website: nickyhager.info (click)

Journalist and author Nicky Hager (The Hollow Men, Secrets and Lies, Other People’s Wars, Secret Power — last mentioned on The Paepae here) knows a thing or two about the state security/surveillance apparatus … and leaks.

He was recently interviewed for a spot on Radio NZ’s Mediawatch (14 Apr 2013) on the subject of the leaked information from various government departments and a huge story he contributed to about international tax havens — worth a listen, seriously.

I generally listen to Mediawatch as a podcast, usually while I’m out walking. This morning’s walk included the monthy ‘Mediawatch Extra’, which is the show’s response to feedback and a chance for the Mediawatch crew to shoot the breeze about aspects of the media’s performance, including their own. It’s always entertaining, always good. Today host Colin Peacock introduced another clip of their Nicky Hager interview recorded but not broadcast as part of the 14 April show.

Given the on-going train wreck of the GCSB illegal spying, the NZ prime minister’s changing story about his links to and contact with Ian Fletcher, and Mr Key’s role in the appointment of his old friend to the job of top government spy, it made sense to ask Nicky Hager for his expert view of the rolling scandal and revelations … and John Key’s political management.

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Twitter password IQ test

Oh boy! An intelligence test for Twitter users.

Satire, surely? Please don't click on this ... and if you don't be SO STUPID as to put your credentials in. Doh!

Satire, surely? Please don’t click on something like this … and if you do — don’t be SO STUPID as to put your credentials in. Doh!

Is it a spoof? (Answer: here.)

– P

Thanks to Nic Wise @fastchicken

Anzac Day anxieties and reflections

pic: hqwallpapers (click)

pic: hqwallpapers (click)

If you’re a regular reader, you’ll know I have people I care about in the military, and some who’ve very recently served in Afghanistan. Most are back, physically safe. (We’ve talked before about the psychic scars, the rapid sobering of youth that’s perceptible in them.) Some are training and liable for further deployment or orders. Time will tell.

Even supply train and logistics ops in those conditions can be dangerous. Stuff happens. I try not to be a worry wort, but as I shared here, the tension when I knew people I love were in harm’s way was potent.

It’s easy to take a theoretical negative-in-all-circumstances view of war, or to offer equally reflexive support for a vaporous Nationalism. The camaraderie forged by conflict against an enemy that shoots back, facing threat with your mates, is real. I don’t underestimate it, nor dishonour it.

Most people aren’t vets and have no experience of armed conflict or even service in uniform. Yet we frequently see discussion about increasing public support for commemorations like Anzac Day — honouring mythical heroism and real sacrifice. What causes that? I recommend an article The changing meaning of Anzac Day by Scott Hamilton. It’ll make you think.*

For today, I offer my condolences to those who have lost loved ones or had them come home wounded in body or spirit.

For the record, from my point of view, there’s no way Anzac Day is a candidate for our ‘National Day’, despite some half-baked agitation for such a concept. We have a National Day already: Waitangi Day.

I think the right wing besotted emphasis on commemorating militarism and Anzac Day (and the left’s unease or bewilderment at it) is an example of Jonathan Haidt’s model of moral taste buds in action:
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How to be News Reporter

No point in hiding from this stuff: (warning: some salty language)

In the wake of all the errors made in covering the Boston Marathon bombings, someone decided to show what it really takes to be a news reporter. — @evmoneyTV

He’s wrong about the pay.

– P

From the fabulous www.newscastic.com via Mathew Ingram

Tripping over the paper trail. Spokesman says Mr Key advised cabinet about Fletcher link ‘orally’.

John Key Met Spy Job Candidate

Click to read Andrea Vance’s story at stuff.co.nz

I remember writing a post before the last General Election, Hansard can be a real bitch, eh Mr Key? wherein I sympathised with noticed the difficulty some politicians seem to have remembering what they themselves said and how awkward that can be for them when they’re questioned about it in any detail.

It’s not easy.

Reporting a release of cabinet papers about NZ prime minister John Key’s appointment of his old friend Ian Fletcher as head of the secret surveillance agency GCSB, Fairfax’s intrepid Andrea Vance covers the key issues well (read: Key met spy candidate for breakfast)

Prime Minister John Key had breakfast with Ian Fletcher just days after he selected a panel to interview candidates for the country’s top spy job.
The pair ate together at Auckland’s Stamford Plaza Hotel on June 17, 2011. Key says the vacancy, as head of the Government Communications Security Bureau, was not discussed.
Three days earlier, Key had signed off on an interview panel for the job, which included then Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet boss Maarten Wevers. Fletcher was the only person to be interviewed for the post, after a shortlist of four other candidates was rejected. …

… The documents include a Cabinet paper from August 2011 which recommends Fletcher’s appointment. It makes no reference to Key’s childhood acquaintance with Fletcher. The pair attended the same Christchurch school and their mothers were best friends.
A spokeswoman for Key says he “briefed Cabinet orally about his knowing Fletcher”.
Robertson said the relationship should have been disclosed in the Cabinet paper.
“He also fails to mention that he called Ian Fletcher. It is a continuation of his economy with the truth when it comes to this appointment process,” he said.
Key has played down his links to Fletcher, saying they did not have contact for a number of years. …

Here’s how the NZ Herald reported Opposition spokesman Grant Robertson taking the PM at his word … see No mention of Key recommendation in papers on GCSB appointment:

Labour deputy leader Grant Robertson said tonight that he took Mr Key’s word for it that he made the personal disclosure to the Cabinet.
But he believed it should have been stated in the paper Mr Key took to the Cabinet recommending Mr Fletcher – and that it should have been recorded in the Cabinet minute, which makes no mention of it.
“I think John Key should have put in the paper that he knew Ian Fletcher. That would have been the right thing to do.”
Nor did the paper mention that Mr Key had personally alerted Mr Fletcher to the job and it should have, Mr Robertson said.

Andrea Vance also complied an up to date list of Mr Key’s changing recollections and disclosures thus:

HOW KEY’S STORY CHANGED

“His appointment was made by the state services commissioner.” – John Key, March 27.

“I wouldn’t go that far. I haven’t seen the guy in a long time.” – Key, March 27, when asked if Fletcher was a friend.
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NOT a funny hoax

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Nothing funny about this. Dorks.

– P