Misplaced trust (‘I’m telling you this in strictest confidence.’)

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Yeah, this happens …

JK Rowling on the leak that saw her ‘secret’ pen name John Galbraith leaked to the world (turns out lawyer Chris Gossage, sworn to secrecy, blabbed to his wife’s best friend who tweeted it):

Rowling said that “only a tiny number of people knew my pseudonym and it has not been pleasant to wonder for days how a woman whom I had never heard of prior to Sunday night could have found out something that many of my oldest friends did not know.”

“To say that I am disappointed is an understatement.

“I had assumed that I could expect total confidentiality from Russells, a reputable professional [law] firm, and I feel very angry that my trust turned out to be misplaced.” – AP via NZ Herald

I recently wrote about the burden one can create when asking someone to keep a secret for you (see: Sir Robert Muldoon: ‘Always On the Record’). I understand something of this issue.

But it’s hard to see ANY justification for Chris Gossage spilling his guts the beans to Judith Callegari (who then tweeted about it!)

As it turns out, one of The Sunday Times’ writers had read The Cuckoo’s Calling recently and tweeted her appreciation of the book. Shortly after, an anonymous person replied to her on Twitter and told her that J.K. Rowling was the real author.

When the editor replied to the Twitter user asking “How do you know for sure?” the user said “I just know,” and then proceeded to delete all of their tweets as well as the account. – hypable.com

While superficially an ‘explanation’, the law firm’s sober “the disclosure was made in confidence to someone he trusted implicitly” just doesn’t wash. Maybe it speaks to Chris Gossage being a poor judge of character.

Or is that just The Thing about secrets?
Tricky, eh?

– P

Celebrating cartoonists. Art and politics.

Ah, the power of creating an immersive imaginary world. And yeah, it’s ART alright. No question.

Garry Trudeau’s very sharp Doonesbury is still my all-time-favourite for all kinds of reasons. Locally (New Zealand) I like Tom Scott (see this & this) with honourable mentions (gee, I cite them here at The Paepae frequently enough!) to Emmerson, Body, Slane and Hodgson. Giants. Far sharper than I am.

But, like millions of others, I also love Bill Watterson’s Calvin & Hobbes and Gary Larson’s Far Side.

Oh, what riches! Wonderful.

– P

from Scott Beggs via Andrew Sullivan

A old joke with a new twist cites @PeterDunneMP

Spotted in East Tamaki today:

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Nice reference to United Future Party’s re-registration woes and Peter Dunne’s recent … er … elevated public profile.

Smart advertising.

– P

PS the reverse side is a reference to Tony Soprano! Continue reading →

Simon Bridges #PantsOnFire poster for the record

Simon Bridges may pretend to be ‘chuffed’ about this. I don’t think so.

Simon Bridges Pants on Fire

Click to enlarge

pic Greenpeace NZ via @Elipsister

SimonJBridges is chuffed

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Susan Sontag on writing

Susan-Sontag

Someday (today’s not the day) I will try to express how much I have been inspired by the writing, or better put: the thoughtful reflections of Susan Sontag. She is one of my heroes. I felt lucky to have found her, with her book On Photography. It touched me. Changed my consciousness.

Maria Popova, another treasure, has compiled this: Susan Sontag on Writing. I recommend it.

– P

Thanks to Jolisa Gracewood @nzdodo (What a honey.)

The Press Gallery thinks it’s sooo #badass …

Here’s to the knuckleheads.*

This is also true of former Press Gallery journos ... (cough)

This is also true of former Press Gallery journos … (cough)

Affectionately, – P

* Yeah, I bought the T-shirt. 🙂

Top pic: Scott Griessel bottom: Universal Studios

When you can’t trust the Night Watchman. @MediawatchNZ on Duncan Garner’s spasm

(with apologies to tech gossip site  semiaccurate.com. Such a good name!)

With apologies to Technology gossip site semiaccurate.com – click. (Such a good name!)

Here’s Radio NZ’s Mediawatch review of the (let’s be kind): pre-reporting of a Labour Party leadership coup, and Duncan Garner’s part in further lowering the public’s trust in the media — if that was possible. [Discussed earlier in my post, Leave Duncan Garner alone! (And stop blaming the weed.)] It’s worth a listen.


— extract from Radio NZ Mediawatch 14 July 2013. Full episode available here at radionz.co.nz

Trust is a fickle thing. A journo’s ‘good sources’ sometimes can (and do) lead them astray, making the reporter and their news outlet little more than a puppet — a tool in a bigger game. (See: Every source leaks for a reason, Patrick.)
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Another option: Turn the other cheek

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Wow, I hadn’t seen this message from Eleanor Roosevelt to John F. Kennedy responding to his complaints about her public criticism of him.

Sharp!

Gee, I must consider adopting that approach. 🙂

Via @BeschlossDC

Neutral Tones

I heard an extract of this poem on Radio 4 recently, and was struck. Wow.
It’s not that it resonated with any application or relevance to my own life (well, not presently) … I just admired the power of Hardy’s use of language to convey his melancholy.

Here’s Sarah Cookson reading it from a 1992 BBC Poetry Please broadcast:

lake


Neutral Tones

By Thomas Hardy

We stood by a pond that winter day,
And the sun was white, as though chidden of God,
And a few leaves lay on the starving sod;
– They had fallen from an ash, and were gray.

Your eyes on me were as eyes that rove
Over tedious riddles of years ago;
And some words played between us to and fro
  On which lost the more by our love.

The smile on your mouth was the deadest thing
Alive enough to have strength to die;
And a grin of bitterness swept thereby
  Like an ominous bird a-wing….

Since then, keen lessons that love deceives,
And wrings with wrong, have shaped to me
Your face, and the God curst sun, and a tree,
  And a pond edged with grayish leaves.


– P

chidden — as in chided

Time to say goodbye … (Alas iPhone 3G, I knew thee well.)

Goodbye old friend.

Goodbye old friend.

I bought this trusty white 16GB iPhone 3G the day they were launched in New Zealand in July 2008.

It survived a few close calls while in my care, but I passed it, virtually unscathed, to my darling wife … who used it for a couple of years until she inherited my iPhone 4 last year when I upgraded to a 5.

So we passed it on, still in pretty good condition. to my darling daughter at Christmas last year.

Within a month or so of that ‘transfer’ the phone found its way to the bottom of a spa pool at a girlfriend’s house (still worked) then, a little while later, took a smack across the face and sported a 45o crack across the top left corner (yep — worked).

But this afternoon, it tumbled out of my daughter’s locker at her work onto a tile floor … and now it looks like this.

It still kinda works, but really, the phone ain’t that useable any more. Not like this.

Sayonara iPhone 3G.
Thanks for everything.

– P

Leave Duncan Garner alone! (And stop blaming the weed.)

Let me say, first of all: I don’t know how long it takes to get synthetic cannabis out of your system, but I think it is grossly unfair of people who take issue with the accuracy of Duncan Garner’s use of statements of ‘fact’ (and his political sources) to keep referring to this:

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For heaven’s sake people, just let it go. Duncan was smoking that dairy-purchased synthetic high in the line of duty! There is NO EVIDENCE that Duncan’s sometimes slurred and hesitant speech, his erratic, lurching grasp of basic facts, and his childlike credulity have got ANYTHING WHATSOEVER to do with that ‘weed’ he smoked at Radio LIVE in May. That’s just Duncan. He’s been like that for AGES.

The latest culprit is the normally very charitable Steve Braunias whose column today, The Secret Diary of Duncan Garner contains this terribly offensive slur:

WEDNESDAY
O tea leaves at the bottom of my cup! O cured leaves of the tea plant Camellia sinensis which foretell events such as Labour leader David Shearer losing his job in a political coup.
Drain the remaining liquid.
Shake the cup.
Study the pattern of the leaves.
Nothing.
Light up the bong left behind on my 3rd Degree experiments with synthetic cannabis.
O boy!
The leaves form a letter. It reads, “Dear Duncan. Coup on in Labour. Letter of no confidence being circulated. It’s over for Shearer. Watch for his resignation. Well, that’s all for now. Take care. Give my best to Guyon. PS . . .”

See? “Light up the bong…” What’s with that, Steve? That’s just mean. [Read the whole ‘Secret Diary’ here — prepare to curl your lip.*]

It’s unforgivable to keep dredging up Duncan’s short-term use of synthetic cannabis. As if it explains his dodgem-car-like approach to news and current affairs. Duncan’s always been like that, people. According to one of my inside sources, the term ‘like a bull at a gate’ was invented for Duncan Garner. No, really. It was. Good source. Continue reading →

Amanda Palmer is a genius! (‘Dear Daily Mail’ song)

I like/love Amanda Palmer. You already know that if you read my post: The gutsy Amanda Palmer: The Art of Asking (TED).

Here’s her answer to the Daily Mail‘s consistent misogyny. Unmissable, but perhaps NSFW:

Genius. And courageous.

What a great human being, and media critic, she is.

Hooray.

– P

Lyrics: (via pastebin)

Dear Daily Mail,
It has come to my recent attention,
That my recent appearance at Glastonbury Festival’s
Kindly received a mention,
I was doing a number of things on that stage
Up to and including singing songs – like you do!
But you chose to ignore that and instead you published
A feature review of my boob
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Astonishing use of Photoshop to bend reality (John Key edition – episode 2)

Remember this?:

John Key with Merrill Lynch moko - pic: RadioLIVE (click)

John Key with Merrill Lynch moko – pic: RadioLIVE (click)

…well I thought that was amazing use of Photoshop. But look at THIS:

Key-studs

Astonishing!

The image appeared in my Twitter stream. I don’t know who the artist is. (If you do, drop me a line in comments below or at this address, and I’ll update it.)

In an effort to locate its provenance, I performed an image search and found it was based on this widely used National Party campaign hoarding image:

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The things these graphics people can do just amaze me.

– P

Must-read essay on John Key’s proposed spying laws

New Zealander of the Year Dame Anne Salmond has used Prime Minister John Key’s own warnings while Leader of the Opposition about ‘threats to democracy’ to condemn his planned law changes empowering the country’s spy agencies.

In an essay published by the NZ Herald today, the highly respected author accuses the National Party-led government of enacting laws which are an assault on its citizens’ civil liberties.

Dame Anne SalmondDame Anne points to a NZ Law Society report to the UN highly critical of the government’s dubious legal processes and lack of proper Parliamentary scrutiny while ‘acting in conflict with the rule of law’:

Who could have imagined that in 2013, this same political leader would be presiding over an assault upon the democratic rights of New Zealanders? This is a matter of such gravity that last month, the Law Society felt impelled to report to the United Nations that in New Zealand “a number of recent legislative measures are fundamentally in conflict with the rule of law”.

Extraordinary though it may seem, this statement is no more than the truth. In its report to the United Nations, the Law Society lists a series of recent acts that have allowed the Executive to use regulation to override Parliament, that deny citizens the right to legal representation and cancel their right to appeal to the courts to uphold their rights under the law.

The Law Society also draws attention to the use of Supplementary Order Papers and urgency to avoid proper Parliamentary scrutiny of legislation. They express their concern that a number of bills formally declared by the Attorney-General to be in breach of the Bill of Rights have recently been enacted.

This report does not mention other key defects in the law-making process in New Zealand at present. These include the willingness of a minority government to pass laws that impinge on the rights and wellbeing of New Zealanders at the request of foreign corporations – Warner Brothers, for instance, or SkyCity and various oil companies. None of these deals, which amount to “legislation for sale”, can claim a democratic mandate.

Read Dame Anne Salmond: A warning to New Zealanders keep hold of democracy at NZHerald.co.nz

I wonder if all the criticism of his planned spying-on-New-Zealanders laws, and the disquiet expressed by ‘establishment’ and watchdog-types like The NZ Law Society, The Privacy Commissioner, The Human Rights Commission, as well as media, tech & internet groups, and other notable Kiwis will penetrate John Key’s defensive bubble.

That seems doubtful at present, given Mr Key’s ill-tempered ‘misrepresentation’ yesterday of the Human Rights Commission’s special direct report to the government about its concerns about wider surveillance/privacy issues as a ‘tardy’ committee submission that ‘missed the deadline’. It later emerged he’d apparently been expecting it for days.

Consider Mr Key’s if-not-bullying-at-least-intimidatory response to the Human Rights Commission sounding the alarm (as it should!):

“…they need to pull their socks up. If they’re going to continue to be a government-funded organisation they should meet the deadlines like everyone else did.”

Now read that again — especially “If they’re going to continue to be a government-funded organisation…” —  imagining Sir Robert Muldoon’s voice. (See?)
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Perhaps Judith Collins’ mysterious Wikipedia chimney sweep is a shy hobbyist #WhoisClarke43?

The question: ‘WHO is trying to clean up Judith Collins’ Wikipedia “reputation”?’ continues to intrigue. (See my earlier post: Suppressing free speech and editing Wikipedia. Is that why we pay taxes, Mrs Collins?)
Suppressing free speech
Tonight, investigative reporter Phil Taylor had this to say in the NZ Herald

Click to read Phil Taylor's article at NZHerald.co.nz

Click to read Phil Taylor’s article at NZHerald.co.nz

Is that a drawbridge I hear being pulled up?

The Herald sent a message to Clarke43 via his user page, asking him to phone the reporter for this article. The message was deleted from his page within 30 minutes and Clarke43 had not made contact by press time.
We would have asked him to identify himself and declare any political affiliations. Collins’ office told the Herald it does not know who Clarke43 is.

Interestink. For the record. #WhoisClarke43?

– P

Update 13/7/13:
Someone’s just reminded me of this Trace Hodgson Correction: Sharon Murdoch cartoon from last year, when Mrs Collins was pursuing defamation action against a couple of Opposition MPs whose speculation about a leaked Michelle Boag email she said damaged her reputation …

Kinda fits with the JC press sec sock-puppet sanitising Wikipedia, dunnit?