Landing in my in-box this afternoon … A promotion for an upcoming ‘not another property seminar’ with Kieran Trass, fresh from his stint at the NZ Property Guru’s [sic] hard-sell roadshow …
Starring Kieran Trass as ‘The Property Investment Genie’.
Knowing Kieran as I do, I might have plumped for a different imaginary magical character.
How about: ‘The Property Investment Leprechaun‘ … or maybe ‘the PI Pixie‘?
Any other suggestions?
In addition to Kieran’s star turn as a genie, there’s also going to be a Shoe Bomber Terrorist (!) and a Professional Belly Dancer. Oh boy!
I swear I’m not making any of this up. I can’t help but wonder if this is NZ Property Guru’s [sic] marketing genie-ass Shaun Stenning‘s influence?
I haven’t seen Kieran’s costume. I’m sure it will be good, but I think Dean Letfus’s clown suit and blue wig will take a lot of beating. What fun!